Same here. I was issued with an M16A1 in Basic, and we were told many lurid and scary stories of how badly the things worked in typical field conditions by the cadre NCOs, who were all combat veterans. Luckily for me, the ancient M3 'grease gun' was still being issued as the stock close-in weapon in armor, and they are just impossible to mess up. As a demo, one of the cadre immersed one in a pool of liquid mud, and fired off an entire magazine down-range while under the surface with no stoppages. Guess what we all wanted to carry, after that?
Hence Chirine's preference for a nice solid mace, most of the time. No moving parts, easy to clean, and quite effective. Yeah, the big two-hander was nice for the big open-field fights, but give me a mace or a short sword for getting up close and personal in tight spaces.
For the record, if anyone wants the information, the usual load-out hung on the armor was:
Two-handed sword, over the shoulder on a baldric; short sword (a khepesh, actually) on the left hip; long triangular dagger on the right hip; two shorter daggers, on the belt in the small of the back on either side of the belt pouch; two even smaller throwing-knives / daggers in a concealed sheath on the inner face of the belt pouch; +4+5 mace in the right hand, buckler in the left, to be switched off as needed.
One learned to be prepared, with Phil, and to always have a little something in reserve. We'd have carried a pouch full of grenades, if they'd been invented. Phil, on one of his better nights, was awesomely lethal. Heck, I would have carried a bazooka, if we'd found one...
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