You heard right. I am indeed playing The Bandit Chief, and you and your fellow would-be do-gooder player-characters in in for A Good Time if I have anything to say about the matter. I had a very nice chat on the phone with our GM this afternoon, and I'm on-call for action during the game session. At the moment, I am 'off-stage', being An Unseen Menace and A Dire Peril.
For some reason, which I can't fathom, your fellow players are all Very Worried and Very Concerned about my involvement in the game; it seems that I have a reputation, of some sort.
For my part, I am not at all pleased with the situation; we don't even have a Marketing Department, which means that we have trouble establishing and maintaining our brand identity in the catchment area. And while we do have a good retail presence on all of the trade routes locally, I feel that we need to expand and diversify our product line to include those premium services that our customer base has indicated that it wants to see in the market. (I suspect that none of you pesky player-characters knows who Modesty Blaise is, which gives me a built-in advantage.) I'll be issuing press releases on our plans shortly.
Of course, I can always make you a deal which you can not refuse...
I looked in the Tsolyani language books - you got me curious, too! - and there isn't a specific word. I'd guess that it's a compound noun, like 'viunlu', the device for the creation of the state of openess: a bottle or can opener. I think it'd be like 'tunnel carrier', or something like that. Phil always just called 'em tubeway cars.
Last edited by Shemek hiTankolel; 06-25-2016 at 10:28 PM.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
Imagine me hopping about clapping my little paws together with glee. My character is half a continent away.
Many of them are quite nice folks, but REALLY not used to old school gaming, and almost none of them are wargamers. That's why they're scared; they think of RPG combat as a series of individual duels, and the idea of an organized body of troops scares the hell out of them.
I'm curious, of course, about what KIND of bandits we are. Are we a gang of desperate wolf's heads, lawless men who band together for mutual protection against the world? Are we a struggling kingdom trying to establish ourselves... one man's "bandits" are another man's "Bold King" (see Beowulf.) Or are we a mercenary company of foot that was on the losing side and got left high and dry, because the line between "out of work mercenary" and "bandit" depends on when the lads last had a good meal...
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Hey Guys,
Has anyone heard of, or have a copy of the Tekumel fanzine called The Excellent Travelling Volume? If so, what's the magazine's format like. Does it consist of articles from various authors? Is it a "gaming" magazine, i.e., rule sets are discussed, modules included, etc., like the old Dragon Magazine was, or is it a series of articles that are more "scholarly" in nature and deal with Tekumel's history, politics, and religions? Apparently it's written/published by James Maliszewski, a long time fan of Tekumel. Any information would be appreciated as I was thinking of ordering a copy, but I'd like to know what's in it before I buy it.
Shemek.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
I love it when I come across guys who play RPG's but have never wargamed. I remember years ago having a game of Battletech against a couple of guys who fancied themselves "B-Tech Experts", but did not play any other wargames. Their tactics were linear, and completely predictable. The first game we played was a straight out slug fest, and I remember them mocking my buddy and I because we used terrain, and didn't stupidly march out into the open. We won the first game, and the second game was a more traditional attack a fortified position scenario. We rolled to see who attacked and defended and we came out as the attackers. Like I said earlier these two guys had not really wargamed before, and my buddy and I had cut our teeth on ASL, Panzer Blitz/Leader, and a host of other AH games. As the attacker the scenario allowed us off board artillery: you had to target specific hexes and the strike would come in the next round. My buddy wanted to call it in on the objective hexes, feeling that the defenders would try and hold this area and concentrate their forces there. I wanted to target the hexes in front of the objective (6 away from where they had set up). He started laughing at my choice and said "No way! No one would be that stupid". Well I prevailed, and sure enough they were that stupid. Instead of holding their ground they charged out, used their running speed and ended up smack dab in the middle of the barrage. They lost half their force in the first salvo of OBA, and vehicle mounted Long Range Missiles which we had deployed on hills directly in front of the enemy forces, and in forests to either side of their advance, creating excellent defiladed and enfiladed firing zones, respectively. The second round we split our barrage: half of the guns targeting the objective hexes, and the other half six hexes directly in front of the last barrage. They ran back to the objective and got creamed again. In two rounds they lost 85% of their force, and our mechs did not fire a shot. I believe the term you used in an earlier post was "moron"? In this case that fits just right. They weren't mocking us anymore when we handed them their asses after two turns. Hopefully Chirine's opponents will have more sense.
Shemek
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
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