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Old Geezer
So... no shit, there we were.
(By the way, I was wrong about getting clan membership after winning that ritual battle. I was not adopted into a clan, though I DID get my first "Gold of Glory.")
It was the siege of Sunraya, which is an ancient Tsauq word meaning "anus of a Chlen beast."
This was a huge siege, and there were a TON of Tsolyani troops there, as well as administration and hangers on.
I was a Molkhar (commander of half a legion) in the Legion of Serqu, Sword of the Empire. And among the administrative and ritual functionaries was the Lady Nlel, a ritual priestess of the Temple of Karakan, Lord of War of Stability, and my patron diety.
She was also the sister of my General.
SO one hot, sultry night I'm out overseeing some of my lads energetically digging a mine, mostly because it was too damned hot and humid to sleep. So Lady Nlel, not being able to sleep either, comes out to visit me.
She is wearing a light gauze kilt, and sandals. Period.
Phil, having taken Hitchcock's point that the imagination is stronger than reality, says only that she is i) very, very lovely and ii) nearly naked.
I was 21 or 22 at the time.
So she reclines on a rock, artlessly striking an incredibly beautiful pose, and starts talking to me.
My character, envisioning his General looking at "One Thousand and One Agonizing Variations on Impalement," is very cautious.
Now, Lady Nlel was NOT an Aridani, one of the independent women of Tsolyanu. She was what Phil called a "good little clan girl." For what it's worth, by the bye, that was Phil's invariable description of a Tsolyani woman who was not Aridani... "good little clan girl."
I don't create the news, I merely report it.
Anyway, she start chatting with Mighty Molkar Kornume... small talk, really. Being paranoid and acutely aware that there is no privacy, I talk about my duty to the Emperor, my duty to my God the Lord Karakan, loyalty to my most exalted General, the nobility of serving the Petal Throne, etc, etc, etc.
To a young woman who is a ritual priestess of the God of War of Stability. The effect, unknown to me, was like quoting Romeo and Juliet to an overly-romantic seventeen year old girl.
The next morning, my Lord General Serqu returned my salute, but then spoke to me in a much more casual manner than usual, smiling and clapping me on the shoulder.
I was married to his sister shortly thereafter.
It was wonderful because it was so totally unexpected. I was merely trying to avoid taking improper advantage of a young lady (and subsequent messy and painful death,) and the fact that I well and truly seduced her was entirely unmeant.
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