"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward." - Rocky
I don't care if you respect me, just buy my fucking book.
Formerly known as Old Geezer
I don't need an Ignore List, I need a Tongue My Pee Hole list.
The rules can't cure stupid, and the rules can't cure asshole.
I can understand being fussy about scale. But the zombie consumer gamer makes me cry. Had another kid in asking for help assembling his brand new Warhammer 40k models that he bought at another store today. I can't even carry them because that store has an exclusive contract with Games Workshop.
And I smile and help them out because I want them to come into my store and be comfortable in my store but damnit! Sixty bucks for a ten man, two drone, one pillbox thingie squad.
I'm despairing of the competitors ever competing though. Warlord is damn good, they should be, they're the guys who created Warhammer and made it huge. Beyond the Gates of Antares looks fantastic, but it's pretty rigid and non-inclusive. I don't think you can just bring your own figures. And while Bolt Action is one of my favorite games that's because I'm not a big World War II guy and reducing it to a minimal level of complexity permits me to focus on other things. I have tons of Warlord and Bolt Action on my shelves and it doesn't move. This makes me fearful of ordering their new zombie game and BtGoA.
Prodos is pretty cool but Mutant Chronicles is a three time loser already and frankly they've made some scary mistakes. Even so, if I learned anything from the Alien Dungeon / All's Quiet on the Martian Front fiasco it's that the on-line fans will buy up my remaining stock in a frenzy if Prodos is sucked under by the Alien vs Predator kickstarter fiasco.
Mantic is very hit and miss. Kings of War is fast and fun and has a surprising amount of depth for such a small ruleset. But I miss the simulationist aspects of Warhammer, in particular I miss charge responses. But I also miss the sense of detail and individual casualty removal. I suspect one day Mantic will surpass Games Workshop solely on the strength of ideas they swiped when GW abandoned them, but a week later they'll vanish due to their first and last failed kickstarter. Mantic's running on a kickstarter a quarter and I fear it can't end well.
Privateer Press is more anal retentive and gamist than GW and their fans hate three dimensional terrain. Honestly the only thing that appeals to me in their entire line is the press gang set with the tramp and the sack of recruits, that's a fun diorama piece there.
At last! The big revision! More monsters! more magic! Two page hit location table!
The Arcane Confabulation
Warlord and Italeri have a deal and some Bolt Action stuff like stone walls and sandbags are just repackaged and repriced Italeri 1/72 stuff. But I'll put in an argument for Bolt Action's kits, they're plain but they're gaming kits with very few pieces those lovely Airfix tanks require the assembly of individual bogeys and I'm afraid that's more effort than I want to put into a wargaming unit. Plain kits are also easier to dress up with stowage.
Even so, I often feel the gaming industry has some ridiculous pricing expectations. I can understand why a hand injected resin Warzone tank is a hundred bucks, but if they went to injection moulded plastic I'd be wondering why it didn't drop to 25. If they weren't making enough of them to sustain that price and profit why did they move to plastic in the first place?
It's a problem I see across the industry. The expectation that people will pay whatever you ask for that full color rulebook. The cost of entry for D&D these days is absurd. They wonder why people aren't getting into roleplaying games and assume it's because video games siphon off the customer base. But video games only really affect the more affluent end of the customer base.
I've had a few schemes in mind over the years but with the store soaking up all my time and money they've fallen by the wayside.
At last! The big revision! More monsters! more magic! Two page hit location table!
The Arcane Confabulation
It was very good at raising blisters, and sometimes the photo prints from the typesetting machine would stay stuck to the page. When I recovered a lot of the keylines from the wreckage of AGI, quite a few of the pages had come loose; good thing I made photocopies of everything, back in the day...
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