Well, ya know, if one is polite and respectful, one often is very fortunate.
In this case, we set up our booth at Origins in Dallas, and two guys were set up right across from us. They were selling adventure packs and game aids, sort of like Judges Guild, and one of them had persuaded his girlfriend (the one in white) to dress up as the classic 'D&D dancing girl' to try and attract attention to their booth. She wasn't going to do it by herself, so she got her two friends to come along as well.
The three of them shimmied and undulated like the dickens all day Friday and Saturday - both to get gamers to look at the products, and to keep warm; the air conditioning was set to 'Winter Wonderland' and we all froze. I, on my side of the aisle, looked all manly and heroic in my armor and showed off our Tekumel stuff and the Temple of Vimuhla model. I had them packed three deep in front of our booth; they got
no business at
all. I am
dead serious about this - all the gamers just walked right past them.
The problem, you see, was that there was a demo area next to their booth, where somebody was demonstrating a hunk of PVC pipe with some LEDs and buttons - you pushed the right button, and the thing blinked for a bit and then displayed a random number that the electronics had generated. Yes, that's right, these three were being ignored in favor of the "Dragon Bone Dice Simulator".
So, Saturday morning before the doors opened, they marched over to us and asked if they could work for me at my booth, as I was getting all the attention. I put the question to Dave, who went over and took a look at the guys' stuff and liked it. So, they got Dave Arneson to shill for them, and I got three very cute ladies to shill for me. Everybody was happy, and we sold out of everything after word got around that "Hey! That guy in the weird armor traded Dave Arneson for three dancing girls!!!"
Sunday, Dave wants a picture, so he tells us to bunch up nice and tight. Right before he snaps the shutter, the two ladies on either side of me each grabs one of my hands and puts them on their hips. I froze, as I was worried what Dave might think - he simply laughed, and took two photos to make sure he got the sight recorded.
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Honest to God, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.)
The postscript came at Gen Con, later that summer; I'm getting a hot dog (this was at MECC) while in me armor, and somebody gets my attention by rapping on my shoulder plate like it's a door knocker. It's Gary (yes,
that Gary) who fixes me with a steely eye, and asks me in a severe tone "Young man, I understand that you traded Dave Arneson for three dancing girls!" I started sweating, and replied "Yes, sir." Gary guffawed, and told me that I'd gotten the better of the deal and that he should have hired me instead of Duke Siegfried.
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My life in gaming has been rather eventful, I guess.)
By the way, Hrugga me lad, you should recognize these three young ladies.
May I introduce Menwe, Sitre, and Ten'er?
You should be able to tell which is which, too...
I love surprises, I do...
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