Agreed; I would have thought that my destruction of so much Valuable and Collectable stuff would help preserve the Full Market Value of everything, but they still seem to get cranky. I've often toyed with the notion of putting all of my collection up for sale
at one time, flooding the market with merchandise and bringing the whole inflated pricing structure down.
Why, yes... Yes they can...
The basic story:
Well, Gary Rudolph thought it would be a fine thing to have his own private army, but being 'thrifty' he bought and armed slaves instead of hiring mercenaries - which is what everybody else does. Being a white guy from the Upper Midwest and heir to generations of abolitionist fervor, he expected the slaves to be good little NPCs and do his bidding like any minions are supposed to do. Phil rolled, got a spectacularly bad result, and Stanley Kubrick was hired to direct the movie. The revolt was quick, nasty, brutal, and bloody as the slaves settled a lot of old scores, but it was also pretty localized - Ferenara is one of those nice little towns out in the boondocks and kinda isolated; yes, it's on the Sakbe road, but that simply meant the troops could get there faster - and once the Imperial legions in Fasilitum and Sokatis got the news, they marched in and stamped the revolt right out in a quick, nasty, brutal, and bloody bit of repression. The Legions simply marched in, split up by cohorts, fanned out, and rounded up / killed anybody and everybody who couldn't prove that they weren't a slave. Not a lot of impalements; the slaves were usually simply killed on the spot, and any who gave up were shipped off to very distant locales to work in the mines or pull an oar. Pretty basic stuff, really; see also the movie.
Gary, as I recall, sat there with his mouth hanging open; he didn't know a lot about the historical precedents that Phil was working from, and got caught with his kilt down. The rest of the table loved it, as it gave them a chance to kill, loot, maim, rape, slaughter, and indulge in all those things that they really loved to do in their group. (Gary Fine may have been right, after all.)
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