Magic - An Erotic Adventure Beth, 5' 7" (170cm), blonde hair, blue eyes, 120lbs (55kg), 34B- 25-35 (86-63-89) was going through an old curiosity shop. She was looking through the toy area when she came across a box of balloons. "Strange to find something like that here," she thought. "Don't balloons go bad from dry-rot?" She picked up the package, which looked brand new. "That explains it," she thought. "They must be a recent acquisition." Then she read the lettering on the package. "Magic Balloons -- Increase Breast Size As They Inflate! (Use only as directed)" "No way," she thought. "It's just a gimmick -- there's no such thing as magic... still, though. If it somehow worked...." She purchased the balloons from the attendant, who gave her a knowing leer. She frowned at the man as she left. On arriving at her small house in the suburbs, she opened the package. On top was a set of instructions. They explained how to use the balloons: === 1. Remove any constricting chest clothing, especially bras and/or non-stretch tops. 2. WARNING: Stay away from sharp objects. Popping inflated balloons will make change permanent. Enlarged breasts cannot then be reduced except by medical means. 3. Inflate normally as desired. Breasts of person inflating balloon will enlarge, corresponding in size and inflation substance properties to balloons. Note size chart on box. Examples: for normal characteristics, fill balloons with salad oil, to mimic body fat of natural large breasts; for larger, more manageable breasts, fill with air; for a special treat, use extra-large balloons and fill with lighter-than-air gas. Puncture of breast will not result in burst, but normal bleeding characteristics. 4. Use care when inflating to keep inflating balloons away from individuals not desiring enlarged breasts. Balloons will enlarge breasts of anyone coming in contact during inflation process: most men and especially all children should be kept out of reach. If balloons are inflated by mechanical means, breast enlargement will occur for last individual to touch balloon prior to inflation. 5. CAUTION: Do not overinflate. If overinflated, balloons will quickly expand to their maximum diameter(*) and burst, leaving user with permanently enlarged breasts of the maximum balloon size. Use of balloons in other than customary fashion will not result in normal effects and is not recommended for best results. 6. Balloons and breasts will retain low surface tension throughout inflation range, to maintain a more natural-feeling breast, without stretch marks. 7. To return to original breast size, allow balloon to deflate. For quick return, simply open balloon mouth. Note that this can be a shock to the system as return is very rapid. For slower return, restrict flow. For long-term use with very slow return to original, tie off balloon and allow to diffuse. Note that some substances diffuse through balloon slower than others and some not at all, allowing indefinite retention of enlarged breasts while still maintaining ability to return to original size. Tied- off and deflating balloons may be safely handled by anyone, but remember to handle safely, due to popping hazard. 8. Standard balloon disclaimers apply: Children can be choked by balloons or pieces of broken balloons. Keep out of reach of children for this reason and reason outlined in section 4, above. (*) twice listed diameter === While reading section three, she noticed the size chart on the box. The sizes were according to color, and progressed geometrically: === Blue - 7 inch diameter Green - 9 inch diameter Yellow - 12 inch diameter Orange - 18 inch diameter Red - 3 foot diameter Purple - 6 foot diameter Clear - 12 foot diameter === "Well," she thought, "I'm sure I wouldn't want to pop the clear one at full size! Let's start with a blue one." There appeared to be about 20 of each color in the box, making about a gross. She picked out a blue one, and walked to the bathroom, taking off her top along the way. She left her sports bra on, figuring it could take the strain of just a few inches. "It says to use salad oil, but I'm out. Water will have to do," she thought. She fitted the mouth of the balloon over the sink faucet, and said out loud, "Here goes nothing!" Then she turned on the faucet. And the sensations she received told her it was actually working, or at least doing something. The first thing she noticed was that she shouldn't have used cold water, because the sensation in her chest was as if she had ice in her veins. She immediately slowed the flow of cold water to the balloon and turned on the hot. As the water warmed, so did the sensation in her chest. It felt like she was being filled, like drinking water but having it go into her breasts and not down to her stomach. Her chest became heavier, more substantial -- and when she looked down from the faucet to her chest, she noticed the difference. She looked up into the mirror, and was surprised to see a C-cupped woman staring back at her. She removed her bra to get a better look. She was going from a C to a D when the mouth of the balloon slipped off the faucet. Her chest disappeared as if it had never been. The sensation of her body reverting rapidly to its earlier shape was jolting, like being released from a sudden G force. "Which I suppose it was, because I'm sure the bigger boobs were heavier," she thought. "Let's try this with air," she thought. She walked back into the living room, looked through her desk, and found a ruler. She noted how big 7 inches was. "No point tempting fate by overinflating," she thought. She walked back into the bedroom, slightly self-conscious about walking around topless in her living room. She began to blow into the balloon. It felt like she was simultaneously blowing air into her own boobs. They puffed up perfectly round, unlike with the water before, which sagged as they grew. As she blew, she went from a B to a C to a D. She paused for a moment to look into her full-length mirror, holding the balloon between fingers. Her breasts were quite large, but looked odd. They were almost perfectly spherical in shape, and shook easily from side to side, without taking the rest of her body with them, as the water- enhanced ones had. They sat up very high on her chest; she could almost nuzzle them. At this point, the balloon was only about one quarter filled. She inflated the balloon to what she guessed was about 6 1/2 inches, all the while feeling the sensation of having her chest filled with air, and then looked down. She was huge! She tied off the balloon and looked at herself in the mirror. Even with just the 7-inch balloon, she looked like a caricature of the male big-breast fantasy. Every inch she had added to the balloon translated to a cup size, so she was now a little over 6 cup sizes bigger than before: a 3F-cup. And they had the behavior of balloons: all bouncy and floppy. She bounced onto the bed face down to see what would happen. She almost bounced right back up, noticing that the enlarged breasts were still very much a part of her, because it hurt a little to compress them like that. And they were still very squeezable. She put on a t-shirt, or at least tried to. It was difficult stretching the fabric over her titanic globes, especially since they were so light they wouldn't sit still. When she finally succeeded in getting one of her larger tees on, it only just covered her breasts. But at least they didn't bounce around so much. She decided to try an experiment. She went and untied the balloon, letting it deflate slowly so as not to jar her like before. Then she removed the large tee, now all stretched out from having been fit over her expanded tits. She put on a T-shirt that was form-fitting to her normal figure. She grabbed a green balloon. Beth had always fantasized, ever since she realized the effect breasts had on men, of "busting out at the seams." She longed to make men's eyes pop out of their sockets by breaking the stitches on a tight top with growing breasts. Now she had her chance. As she began to blow, she began to get slightly moist down below from the idea and the corresponding feelings in her chest. She quickly filled up all the available room in her tight-fitting tee. As she continued to blow, she could feel the motion of the fabric as it stretched across her breasts. Her nipples hardened, sensitizing them even more to the sensation. She began to go weak in the knees, and sat down on the corner of the bed. As her breasts continued to expand, her excitement increased, and she began to rock back and forth on the bed, stimulating herself through her panties, which by now were soaking wet. When she heard the first stitch go, she felt a little wave of pleasure run through her body. The fabric was beginning to tear away from the neck seam. She was going to open right down the middle. A few more stitches popped, then the fabric began to rip. As her breasts were compressed, they were forced up and down her shirt, and into the sleeves. As they rubbed against the new surfaces, she felt more and more excited, rocking to and fro almost violently on the bed. Her breasts had filled the T-shirt so much, she couldn't move her arms in the sleeves anymore. She was holding on to the balloon only with her lips now. The rip down her front showed more and more cleavage as she began scooting back and forth on the bed, rubbing herself into a frenzy. She knew she was coming soon. The compression of her breasts seemed to make it harder to inflate the balloon, but she kept at it. Then the ripping started getting faster. With every line of weave that gave way, the pressure on her breasts decreased, and sent another wave of pleasure through her body, more and more centered in her clitoris. Finally, the shirt could take no more. As her breasts burst free, the orgasm came, hard. She fell backward onto the bed and lifted her legs off the floor, going almost rigid with the sensations. As the cresting waves began to subside, her exhausted lips lost their grip on the balloon, sending it flying around the room. She felt like she was doing the same thing, as the jolting sensations of her breasts quickly deflating from their enormous size triggered an aftershock orgasm. "Phew," she thought. "All that huffing and puffing has worn me out." She made a mental note to get a pump of some sort before trying again. Then, remembering work the next day, she crawled under the covers and went to sleep. She dreamed of balloons and enormous breasts. The realization of her fantasy had triggered a psychological release; although she had never realized it, she had an obsession with large breasts. Her mother had had very large breasts, for one thing, and the attention that they received while Beth was growing up made her jealous. In addition, she had been a late bloomer, and had never developed beyond a B-cup, which caused her great distress in high school. In fact, in college, two of her boyfriends had broken up with her in favor of big-chested women. Her brief experimentation with lesbianism, an affair which also took place in college, had been with a woman who fell in the large C-small D range. She was a pathology in the making. In the depths of her subconscious, she had as much of a fixation on breast size as any man ever had. And now she had the tools to bring that fixation into the light. When she awoke the next morning, she felt like the same old girl. But she wasn't: the first thing she did was grab a blue balloon and head for the sink. She tested the water this time before filling the balloon, remembering what had happened the day before. She pulled her biggest bra off the shower rod where it had been hanging out to dry, and strapped it on. It was her "period" bra, a C-cup, the one she used when she had swelling and/or water retention. It was a 3/4 cup made of extra soft material, because her breasts tended to get sensitive at that point in her cycle. She filled the balloon until the bra was just barely too small and her breasts were just beginning to swell out over the top, and then tied it off. She looked in the mirror and smiled. "Won't that give 'em some gossip material at work," she thought. She took the bra back off, and put the tied-off balloon in her bedroom in a dresser drawer. As she showered, she spent extra time washing her chest, and when she dressed, she wore her push-up bra rather than the period bra. The push-up bra was designed to make her natural B-cups look like C-cups and accentuate her cleavage; with her enhanced C- cups, it was overflowing. She picked out a low-cut top, a blue-gray wool knit top with 3/4- length sleeves; it was neither too tight and obvious nor too loose to show her assets. For contrast, she chose a pair of navy slacks. Wearing slacks, she decided against hose. She wore nude knee-highs and her blue-gray pumps with the 2-inch heels. She pulled her hair back in a tight bun and pulled a couple of wispy curls free from behind her ears to dangle near her collarbone. She didn't overdo her makeup; after all, she was going to work, not on a date. A little coverage, a little shadow, some liner, mascara, and lipstick, and she was done. However, her obsession threw in a little extra: she rouged her cleavage, something she'd never done before but had seen in Cosmo. As she expected, she was the talk of the office, getting catty glances from the women and ogling from the men. She had a difficult time getting any of the men to look her in the eye. Some of them took a few liberties -- she was asked out twice before lunch, and three times after. Two of the men wore wedding rings. One guy, the office lout, gave her a pat on the behind. Despite the negative aspects, she was flattered by all the attention. This just fed her obsession all the more. It was Friday, so she'd have all weekend to experiment with her boobs. On her way home, she picked up an electric tire pump and some salad oil. When she got home, she immediately stripped. All her earlier neuroses about nudity in areas other than the bedroom and bathroom were as nothing compared to her obsession. She ran to the dresser drawer and took out the tied-off balloon, which had only just become moist from diffusion of the water through it. She took it to the sink and let the water out slowly, feeling smaller as she did so. The sensation was like crashing from a narcotic high, and she almost considered popping the balloon before it was out of water. But she realized that there was more in store for her, and she let it deflate. She then grabbed an orange balloon from the box, and brought it into the living room along with the blue one. She blew up the blue one to exactly 7 inches, not even heeding the breast growth; she had another goal in mind for her breasts, one that the orange balloon would be ideal for. However, they did get in the way a bit as she worked. She hooked up the mouth of the blue balloon to the tire pump's air hose and noted the pressure. She set the automatic cut-off switch on the pump to shut off air at that pressure, figuring that all of the balloons would reach full inflation at that pressure. Now she had a no-brainer way to fill up any of the balloon sizes with air to their full normal size. She pulled the blue balloon off of the hose, deflating it, and attached the orange one. She plugged the pump into her sound activated electric outlet adapter and turned it on. Then she unrolled a pad onto the floor and lay down on it, face up. She clapped twice, and the pump activated. She began to feel the sensation of her chest filling with air, and looked down with a smile on her face, watching her boobs grow and grow. When at last the cut- off point was reached, she clapped twice again, shutting off the power to the pump. But this time she had to clap her hand against her thigh; her hands couldn't meet easily in front of her anymore. When she stood up, she noted that she'd have to be careful walking around: her tits stuck out so far in front of her that she had only the vaguest idea where her feet were going. They came nearly up to her chin. In fact, she even fell over once, right onto her incredible breasts. Like before, she felt a little pain from the sudden compression. But this time, she bounced up and down like a rubber ball. She was trying to get to the bedroom, where she could look in the full-length mirror. She found that she had to turn sideways to fit through the door. When she looked in the mirror, she couldn't believe her eyes. Staring back at her with mouth agape was a woman who could best be described as a cartoon character. Her breasts were the size and shape of beach balls, bigger than anything she'd ever seen. Her areolae were the size of silver dollars, with nipples that were the shape and size of pencil erasers. When she rubbed her hands across them, they became the size of marbles. She shuddered. She walked out of the bedroom and through the living room. She looked out through the curtains into the back yard at her small above-ground pool. An idea struck her. "Good thing I've got a privacy fence," she thought. She stepped out onto the patio and into the water and leaned forward, trying to streak through the water. But she couldn't submerge her chest. Instead, her legs swung down underneath her, and she did a reverse flip in the water, winding up on her back with her breasts almost completely above the surface, and her feet pointing in the direction she had been moving. She planted her feet on the bottom and lifted her chest out of the water. She leaned forward again, and as soon as her boobs started to make a dent in the water, they stopped going down any further, just like two air-filled balls. "Like this I'd never have to worry about drowning," she thought wryly. She turned and got out of the pool, walking back into the house. She stepped back in and undid the orange balloon from the pump, letting it deflate as she did so. Once again she felt the crashing sensation, but knew that popping the balloon at this size, or really any size if it was filled with air, would complicate her life too much. But the thought remained; her obsession was growing stronger. As a result, the next balloon she got was a red one. She fastened its mouth to the tire pump and clapped. This time, when she was done, she couldn't get back into the bedroom without squeezing each breast through the door individually, walking sideways as she went. Looking from the opposite end of the room, she could only barely see the outer edges of her gargantuan spheres in the full-length mirror. She realized that she could just about lie down on top of her breasts, if she had something to keep her legs up, like the balloon she blew up. She squeezed back into the living room, but not before grabbing a sex toy she had in her bedside table. She inserted the dildo into the mouth of the red balloon. The wide base allowed it to seal the neck of the balloon once it was inserted, and the neck itself was small and tight enough to keep the dildo from being forced any further into the balloon. Beth impaled herself on the dildo, and then leaned forward, sliding her legs backward and closing them behind and on top of the balloon. Soon she was supported in three places: her breasts and the balloon. She began to rock back and forth on her globes. It occurred to her that this might not be safe: she might pop the balloon, which would be unfortunate. However, at this point, she wasn't thinking about her breasts being permanently enlarged, but about her knees smacking the ground. So she reached down and let a little air out of the balloon by pulling the neck away from the shaft of the dildo just a little. When she was down to about 2 1/2 feet, she stopped. She began rocking herself back and forth one her boobs and the dildo- enhanced balloon, using the friction of the carpet against her nipples as another stimulus. She came, quickly and unimpressively, and got down from her perch. She began to wonder: what would happen if she blew up another balloon while this one was still inflated? She got the blue one from the floor, stuck it on the pump, and clapped. She was flabbergasted to feel another pair of breasts growing underneath the ones already there. She felt like a freak, like some kind of pig-woman or something. But she kept it going until she reached 7 inches. Then she deflated the red one. Now she had her original B-cup breasts, and the 4F second pair underneath. When she let the blue one deflate, the new ones disappeared. Not satisfied with size, she began to experiment with number. Soon she had four blue balloons filled with water, and eight C-cup breasts on her chest. The lowermost pair had sprouted at a level with her navel. She took another one and began filling it, but reversed her actions as soon as she felt her shoulder blades getting heavy. "Not on my back," she thought. She deflated all the balloons and went back to the box. She sifted through, debating whether or not to try a purple, when she noticed a purple balloon that wasn't round. This one looked like one of the balloons clowns use to make animals. "I wonder what my breasts would look like if I filled that one," she thought. She had the image of long, thin breasts jutting out in front of her like sausages. She attached the new balloon to the pump and lay down on the floor to observe the effects. After clapping, she noticed that there was no sensation in her chest, but her clit felt cold suddenly. She glanced down, and saw no growth in her chest at all. She was about to clap again, when she had to do a double take. There was a penis growing from her mound! She was totally flabbergasted, and didn't have the presence of mind to clap until the pump cut off by itself. By that time, her new appendage was nearly 5 feet long, as long as the balloon attached to the pump. She touched it. Two things happened: it jerked, and an intense surge of pleasure washed through her genitalia, highly localized to the spot where she had touched it. Not caring what she was doing, she reached out to touch it again. She had to have that feeling again. This time, she pulled slightly upwards on it. It was curved upward in an arc, and as she pulled it up, the head of it brushed against her cheek. This was much more intense. She shuddered the entire length of her body. She knew what she had to do next. She put the head, and as much of the shaft as would fit, in her mouth. When she did that, she realized there was no going back now, and began giving herself a blowjob. As she sucked, she felt her vagina moistening. She reached over and grabbed the long balloon, and began working it in and out of her snatch. With the other hand, she grabbed the dildo and began circling her anus with it. As her juices made it slicker and slicker, she finally was able to push the dildo into her ass. She didn't move it once it was in, but instead let the contractions of her pubic muscles stimulate her back there. She concentrated her efforts on sucking herself off and fucking the long balloon. She was nearly driving herself insane. While some things felt better than others, everything she did with her mouth felt incredibly good to her new, apparently fully functional, penis. She shook as she built to a climax. As she did, she felt the tension building and building in the shaft. It felt like the orgasm was working its way from the base to the tip, and as she began thrusting her hips uncontrollably, she found that the vaginal contractions were such that she couldn't get the long balloon in there anymore. Finally she came, in a burst of hot semen that she gulped down greedily, sucking herself dry. Almost immediately after that, she began softening. Only a few minutes later, she was completely flaccid, but still almost as long. She knew about this from some of her boyfriends: some men shrink as they soften, but some just soften, remaining almost as long when soft as when hard. When she touched the tip, it was almost painful. Suddenly she needed to pee. She stood up and ran to the bathroom and sat down, draping her extra long accessory on the floor in front of the toilet. As she started to release her bladder muscles, she felt a sensation similar to her recent orgasm, and realized almost too late what that meant. She quickly stood up, grabbed her 5-foot-long dick just behind the head, and aimed it at the toilet just as the stream of urine began coming from it. She finished, and as she did so, it began shrinking. It shrank from its rather unmanageable five foot length to about 8 inches. She was able to let it go now without dragging it on the floor, which she had done for about a half second on the way to the toilet before. The tip had been so sensitive that it had been excruciating to let it rub along the carpet in the living room, and she had carried it at about chest level from there to the bathroom. She also noticed that the tip was not as sensitive anyway now. She walked back into the living room, constantly aware of the dangling participle distracting her as she moved. She removed the long balloon from the air pump and watched her manhood disappear back into her womanhood as it deflated. Finally, it reached zero length and she had to pull apart her labia to see as she watched the urethra migrate from the center of what was once again her clit back down into the vagina. She was fascinated. "Well," she thought, "if they can make breasts enlarge like the stuff the balloons are inflated with, I suppose it's no big deal to create a penis out of a clitoris." The experience had triggered a strong episode of penis envy. Her psyche was cluttered with notions of having enormous breasts and with having an equally enormous male organ which she could grow at will. Beth's subconscious was poised to cause her to be thoroughly perverted. She put away all her toys and resolved to go back to the curiosity shop the next day and try to find the long balloons. By this time it was 11pm, and time to go to sleep. This time as she dreamed, she kept dreaming of fucking her own huge boobs with her own extended penis, which reached right up to her mouth where she could suck it. The next morning, she blew up a blue balloon to about a DD-cup. She threw on a tee, no bra (she wouldn't need it with air-breasts) and some jeans. She went out to the curiosity shop and was in fact able to find the magic long balloons, whose package said "Magic Balloons -- Increase Penis Size As They Inflate! (Use only as directed)" This time the attendant gave her a sideways glance, which she completely ignored. When she got home, she read the instructions, which were simpler: === 1. Remove pants and underpants, or allow penis through openings in them. 2. Inflate as desired. Penis will become erect and extend to length of inflated portion of balloon. Note size chart on side of box. NOTE: If entire balloon or inflated portion of balloon is smaller than natural length of penis, inflation will result in erection only. 3. Pop balloon to make change permanent. WARNING: Popping balloon while penis is erect will cause a permanent priapism (erection without stimulation). Do not attempt to inflate beyond stated length; this will pop balloon. Allow erection to subside before popping balloon. If permanent change is not desired, to revert, allow balloon to deflate (quick) or tie off and allow to diffuse (slow). If balloon is deflated while penis is erect, erection status depends on whether or not it would exist without inflation of balloon. 4. Penis will remain at full length while flaccid until urination. If balloon is popped with penis at this stage, penis will remain at same length whether erect or flaccid. To allow penis to shrink, urination will be stimulated within 5 minutes of loss of erection. Popping of balloon after urination will result in penis that is approximately 13 1/3% as long when flaccid as when erect. 5. CAUTION: Keep out of reach of persons not desiring penile enlargement: most women, and especially all children. Balloons will perform their function on any person coming in contact with them during the inflation process, and if inflated by mechanical means away from human contact, the last person to touch the balloon before inflation. Also note that balloons and pieces of broken balloon are choking hazards, and are another reason to keep them out of reach of children. === The size chart on the box said: === Blue - 7 inch length Green - 9 inch length Yellow - 12 inch length Orange - 15 inch length Red - 30 inch length Purple - 5 foot length Clear - 10 foot length === "Damn," she thought, "even with shrinkage, the clear one'd result in a 16-inch penis when soft. And who'd fuck it? It's even too long to reach the mouth." Even so, she considered it. It was a definite sign of her impending descent into depravity. She even thought what it might be like to have one permanently, even with balls. She thought about it a good while. She remembered what the "legs" of a balloon animal looked like -- a good approximation of balls except for the gap between them. "What if I tie off the balloon and make a pair of legs at one end?" she thought. She proceeded to test her hypothesis, after stripping her pants off. She picked a blue long balloon, inflated it herself, and again noticed the sensation of cold air. She tied off the balloon and twisted it. As soon as she twisted the first section out, she noticed a feeling like when swallowing something whole that's just a little too big to be swallowed, only in the base of her new-grown penis. She looked down, and saw a little sac hanging there, with what appeared to be a single testicle. She twisted out another section and wrapped the loose end around the other one and felt the same sensation. She looked down, and she was anatomically complete. Yet behind it all, she still had her vagina. "Best of all worlds," she thought. She grabbed another long blue balloon and just barely inflated it, an idea running through her head. When she did, a little bud began to form at the top of her labia. She had recreated her clitoris. "Fully functional male and female genitals," she thought. "What a peculiar body this is." She inflated the balloon a little more, to see what would happen. She started growing another penis underneath her scrotum. This one was identical to the upper one. When she tied it off and twisted it, she had another scrotum. She did this twice more, for a total of four penises complete with testicles. She made another substitute clit, and tied the little bud off. When she tried again, to see if she'd grow a penis under the clit, though, she was disturbed. Her nipples hardened and started getting longer. She let that one deflate and took the tied off bud-size balloon and inflated it. It did in fact grow another penis (number 5), and scrotum when twisted, but again when she tried another one her nipples were affected. This time it didn't faze her as much, so she let it happen. Eventually she had two seven-inch erect penises extending from her breasts. "Just one more," she thought. When she started, her tongue became rigid and forced the balloon out of her mouth, deflating it. She couldn't believe it -- her tongue! What a sexual freak! But rather than reacting with shame or fear, she was awestruck. It occurred to her that if she'd had extra breasts like before, that the seventh long blue balloon would have changed the nipples on the second set of breasts, probably, rather than turn her tongue into a penis. By this time, four of the first five penises had gotten flaccid, and she needed to pee from the first one. All the balloons were tied off, and rather than deflate them first, she ran immediately to the bathroom. No sooner had she gotten into position to pee ("Standing up to do this is so weird!" she thought), but she realized she probably should have deflated at least the fifth one, which was still hard. Trying to direct five streams of piss into the toilet would have been hard enough, but the fifth one didn't want to cooperate and was still very sensitive to touch. And the ones on her breasts weren't peeing, but milking; fortunately, the milk wasn't under as high pressure as the urine, and it didn't matter so much whether it got all over everything. She briefly considered drinking the milk, but to do that she would have had to use her hands to direct the nipple-penises into her mouth, and she needed them both to direct the urine streams. Finally she finished, and all seven penises shrank down to about one inch. She walked back into the living room and strapped the blue one that had been forced out of her mouth onto the air pump. She clapped. Her tongue promptly stuck out of her mouth, looking for all the world like a penis with taste buds. All her other penises became erect again too. When the pump cut off, she deflated all but two of the other balloons, leaving her with one down below and the ones on her breasts, which when they were flaccid, were covered by nipple skin: all brown and crinkly. She touched her tongue to her nipple and started salivating like crazy. Apparently her mouth had become like a vagina. She wondered what would happen if she ejaculated though her tongue. She couldn't give it a blowjob; it was too long to pull back into her mouth, although she could move it around a little. She couldn't fuck it, it was too short to reach down there; besides, the remaining penis down there would get in the way. She realized she'd have to give it a hand job. So she started masturbating her tongue. As the sensations built in her tongue, her mouth got wetter and wetter. Soon she was drooling, because she couldn't swallow fast enough. She took one of the balloons with her other hand and stuck it in her mouth, and the sensations of the two shafts against each other drove her wild, despite the fact that the stimulation to her tongue from her hand was probably the least effective method she had used on herself up till now. She began to feel like she was having the dry heaves, only in a pleasant way. Her tongue began to throb, and she began heaving in earnest now. As she approached climax, it was as if a jet of fluid was working its way into her throat, although she could still breathe. When the orgasm began, clear spurts of mucous began erupting from the tip of her tongue, thick like the lining of her throat. Simultaneously, the other three penises erupted: The ones on her breasts again with milk, and the one at her groin with semen. She remembered to be careful with the semen lest it get into her vagina. She hadn't been using any birth control, and she really didn't relish the prospect of explaining how she had made herself pregnant. The incredible sensation of four simultaneous ejaculations left her stunned. As her tongue softened, she was able to pull it back into her mouth despite its seven-inch length. She lay back in a daze for a few minutes, until she realized she had to pee again. When she did, her tongue drooled saliva from the tip enough to keep her swallowing almost the entire time. But at least this time, she only had one pisser to deal with. Now, with milk all over her chest from the three experiences (two pisses and one ejaculation), she walked back into the living room and deflated the balloon for the penis at her groin. Then, she deflated the one for the penises on her breasts. Then the phone rang. Not remembering the answering machine, she picked it up. "Hello?" she said. As soon as she made the "l" sound, she regretted it. Her tongue started getting harder, despite herself. "Who isth thith?" "It's me, Susan," the caller said. "What's the matter? Why do you sound so strange?" By now, Beth had to hold the phone below her mouth instead of up to it. "Nguthing," she said, "bu' cam I call you back?" "Sure," said Susan. "You take care of yourself. Bye." "Bye." Beth immediately reached over and disconnected the balloon from the air pump, sending her tongue back into her mouth. It was only just now turning noon on Saturday, and she had already turned herself into a fully functioning anatomical hermaphrodite and then some. She was worn out, and decided to just be herself for a little while. But the prodding of her sexual deviations began to make themselves heard once again, and by 1pm she had inserted her diaphragm and was trying to figure out ways to inflate more than one balloon at the same time. While she was working on that, she started idly fiddling with one of the round balloons. She was rolling the neck up and down her finger, when a little voice inside her spoke up, saying "What happens if you turn one of these inside out and inflate it?" Soon she had a blue one inverted and fitted onto the pump. She clapped. The first thing she noticed was that nothing was happening to her chest. The next thing she noticed was that she was getting lighter. Not thinner, just lighter. When the pump stopped, she figured she weighed about as much as if the 7 inch balloon had been full of flesh and removed from her body weight. She deflated the balloon and felt the weight return. Instantly she made up her mind to try with the red balloon. She figured the three-foot diameter should more than compensate for her body weight. She wondered whether she would become lighter than air. When she tried it, though, she didn't start floating, she just became translucent, more so as she got closer and closer to her body weight; then when she resembled a female-shaped, flesh-colored balloon and the red balloon kept inflating, she started inflating. While still able to move normally, she began to get fatter and fatter, rounder, until the pump shut off. At this point, she estimated she weighed about 1/4 ounce. And her skin felt just like latex. It was difficult to get any leverage on anything in her current state. Things were made more difficult by the fact that she could not take a step without bouncing up nearly to the ceiling. To top it off, the ventilation system kicked in. She spent about five minutes fighting her way from the return air grille back to the air pump, and another two getting the red round balloon off the hose. Finally she grabbed the hose in one hand and the balloon in the other and pulled. When she did, she let the balloon deflate until she weighed about 1 pound. Until she resumed noticeable weight, she was knocked about by the wind coming out of the mouth of the balloon. Even at 1 pound, she still found herself bouncing up occasionally unless she was very careful. Finally, she let the balloon deflate completely. She was very interested in the idea of keeping the weight off, but being transparent was not going to work, so she decided to find out what would happen if one of the long balloons were inverted. When she tried it, she was amazed. Apparently the inversion of the long balloons caused the opposite of a penis to grow. She watched as another cleft formed above her vulva, then deepened until it formed a crease. She opened the crease to watch the labia and clitoris form, then the urethra, then the vagina. As the blue balloon continued to inflate, she could feel the process continue up inside her. When it stopped, she figured she had about a four-inch deep vagina. When she let it deflate, it disappeared. She decided to try with the longest of the long balloons, the clear one. She pointed the hose along the length of the room, so the balloon would have plenty of room to inflate. She clapped. When all was said and done, she had another complete, fully functioning female reproductive system. When the vagina had reached about 7 inches long, she felt the upper part of it slowly start to fold and thicken like a cervix. Then the thick part started to even more slowly expand upward, like a uterus, much more slowly than the balloon was expanding. Then the sensation began to travel sideways, like Fallopian tubes. Just as the balloon reached its limit, she felt two lump-like bodies form in her abdomen: ovaries. She estimated that the five-foot balloon would have stopped at the uterus, the 30-inch at the formation of the cervix, and the 15-inch at the end of the vagina. The 12-inch would have given her a 6-inch vagina, and the 9-inch a 5- inch vagina. The next thing she did shows how far her perversion was progressing. She tied off the inverted clear long balloon, and grabbed a blue long. As she inflated it, she guided it upwards, as it grew from the top of her original vagina, into her new one. She figured that she could fuck herself without worrying about pregnancy if she deflated the clear long balloon afterwards. Soon she had done it. Her new erect penis extended well up into her new vagina, with a little twinge as it extended through the hymen. However, being hard as it was, she could not now remove it. She could, however, stimulate it, by wiggling her hips forwards and backwards. The feeling of simultaneously giving and receiving was such that she knew if she had been able to do more than just rock back and forth, she would have come immediately. She briefly considered inflating a purple long so she could suck herself off too, but was too caught up in fucking herself to spend too much thought on it. As she rocked, she noticed that both of her twats were wet, which was unsurprising given all her previous experiences. Despite being able to move only a few millimeters in and out, finally she came. It took a lot out of her to have simultaneous male and female orgasms via intercourse, and when the last wave subsided, she passed out. She awoke promptly five minutes later, when she had to pee. She peed through the urethra in her new vagina as well as the tip of her penis and didn't realize it in time, until she felt it on her hand and penis. She spun around, sat down, and stuck her penis way down between her legs, leaning over forward to make sure the upper stream didn't miss the bowl. As she got up, she noticed the backflow starting, and grabbed a towel. Pressing it to her, she went to the living room to deflate the balloons for her secondary vagina, and penis. As they deflated, all of the semen and vaginal moisture was ejected into a pool on her stomach, which was nearly overflowing the towel. She was now back to her normal body shape, but covered in the various fluids she had expended. She needed a shower. More than that, she needed a bath. She had a date that evening, and she wanted to see how things would go now that she had her new toys. She filled the oversize whirlpool tub and put bubble bath in it, then got a blue round balloon and blew it up to about a D-cup. She tied it off and got into the water, laying back and letting the water flow around her. At her current cup size with breasts like air, she could submerge herself under the surface, but only with effort, so she lay back and let her breasts float her in the water. After she finished her bath, she decided. She would have a new starting point for all her future experiments. Despite the fact that all her bras would become too small for her, and half of her tops would ride up, she had made her decision. She left the tub full of water and went into the kitchen to get the salad oil and a funnel. She came back and inserted the funnel into the neck of the blue balloon and started pouring salad oil into it. When she had gotten to a generous C-cup, nearly a D, she stopped. She tied off the balloon. She walked around, noticing how much lighter her breasts were than the water ones, of about the same size, she had at work the day before; yet they were still quite a bit more substantial than air-breasts. When she was satisfied that she would be able to live with them, she made the fateful plunge. Immersing the balloon in the tub full of hot water, she grabbed it between her thumbnail and fingernail, closed her eyes. And twisted. POP! The balloon disintegrated into pieces, spreading oil all through the water. Beth opened her eyes and looked down, afraid that perhaps the instructions had been wrong about that point, or that she somehow hadn't popped the balloon right. She was very pleased to find that she was still the proud owner of a pair of breasts that would fill a C-cup and a little more. What's more, they looked and felt completely natural, just like her old ones only bigger. Heck, now for all practical purposes, they were her old ones only bigger. Before getting dressed for her date, she picked up all the debris from her previous experimentation and threw it in the bedroom. But not before grabbing one more blue long. This time, she tied the inside of the end of the balloon to the outside of the mouth of the balloon, kind of like how socks are rolled up. When she inflated it, she grew a penis, like before. But this time, she let the erection subside naturally as she had when she first found out about her tongue. And when it did, it shrank immediately as it softened, and down to nothing, leaving her genitals looking as they had before. After waiting a few moments, she discovered that the pee reflex wasn't stimulated either. She found that by concentrating, she could control it, even while stimulating herself vaginally. If she didn't want a penis, even if she was really horny, she could concentrate and not have one. Otherwise, all she had to do was let herself go and out it would grow. She pulled and twisted and then she had a scrotum that behaved just as the penis. The only problem was, it was half as long as other penises that had resulted from blue long balloons -- 3 1/2 inches. While she knew firsthand that size didn't really matter, she also knew that it did matter somewhat. So she deflated the blue long balloon and performed the same trick with a yellow one, giving herself a retractable 6-inch penis complete with scrotum. She found that with a little thought, she could have a male set even when not horny. Always, her vagina lurked behind, though. She thought about a way to seal it up, and even to reduce her breasts to nothing, on demand, so she could pass as male. But that didn't really appeal to her, and besides, it would all have to wait. Her date would be arriving soon to pick her up, and she hadn't even begun to get ready. She stuck the tied-off balloon in the dresser drawer, and started her preparations. First came the underwear. She wore a black pair of bikini panties, and her push-up bra, which was also black. Then came the garter belt and the black sheer stockings, one of which had a run but it was down on the foot near the toe so it was no big deal. Next she picked out a dress. She wanted to make an impression, so she pulled out all the stops and grabbed the red one. It was a velvet number, with simple lines and a hemline above the knee. It had an adjustable neckline, so she adjusted it to show as much breast as possible. A simple pair of round gold studs in her ears completed that part of her ministrations. Now to her face. Makeup, rouge, lip liner, lipstick, eye liner, brow pencil, eye shadow, and mascara somehow all combined to make her look as if she were wearing very little cosmetics. Like she had for work the day before, she rouged her cleavage. The doorbell rang. She still hadn't done her hair nor picked out a pair of shoes, although neither of those tasks would take long. She pulled a robe over her clothes, went to the door and opened it. It was Greg, her date, 6 feet [183cm] tall, with dishwater blond hair and blue-green eyes, weighing 200 pounds [91kg]. "Hi Greg. I've got a little more to do to get ready, so sit down and make yourself comfortable," she said. "I'll be right out." "Okay. I brought you this," he said, extending a hand from behind his back with a bouquet of flowers in it. "Oh, how sweet." She put the flowers in a vase on the table by the door. "Now, if you'll excuse me?" "Sure." She ducked back into the bedroom and threw off the robe. She picked out her shoes, the red slingbacks with the 4-inch heels that matched the shade of her dress almost perfectly. Then she stepped over to the dresser and picked up the curling iron. Five minutes later, she had enhanced her natural waves enough to be styled without being flamboyant. She stepped back into the living room. "That was quick," said Greg. "How'd you get ready so fast?" She said, "Magic." Immediately she remembered her sordid adventures and began to sprout. A thought took away the problem. She thought, "This might really be the best of all possible worlds, but it does take some control." Apparently with the semi-inverted balloon, her default states were to be male-endowed when horny, and female when not. It took conscious control to become otherwise, but once changed, the chosen state remained until her libido status changed again. Beth began to think about her situation as she and Greg left for their date. She remembered hearing some rumors about Greg in her social circle; rumors that Greg had some sexual peccadilloes of his own, that he might be bisexual. She had never seen any overt indications of that during her intimate encounters with him, but she had thoughts of seducing him and allowing him to see her new variable parts, to see how he'd react. Greg, for his own part, did in fact have a few quirks hiding in his sexual psyche. He did have a breast fixation, the bigger the better, but that was hardly a quirk among the male of the species. No, his quirk was that he was gender-displaced. That is, he had some thoughts of having a female body. He didn't feel strongly enough about the idea to do much about it, but it had affected some of his body language, and he was a closet transvestite. It was these two things that had started the rumors; he had never heard them, though. However, he wasn't bisexual. He liked girls exclusively. While he could appreciate the sight of a handsome man, the thought of having sex with one repelled him. He thought of himself in the terms of a line he had once heard Robin Williams use, talking about daytime talk shows: "Male lesbians, on the next Donahue." One of the reasons he wasn't too keen on having the operation was that he wasn't sure he wanted to give up his anatomy. Another reason was the difficulty he would have as a lesbian in meeting women. As a result of the conflicting parts of his psyche, he had never been very ardent at pursuing a relationship. In fact, Beth was only the second woman to go out with him more than just a few times. Because of his ambivalence, women usually lost interest in him after then. But for some reason, he had pursued Beth more enthusiastically. He had a couple of other quirks too. One of the parts of his gender displacement is that he often fantasized about women with penises, known colloquially as "she-males." It didn't matter necessarily what other male genitalia they had or didn't have, such as testicles, in addition to the female genitalia, but the primary point of his fantasy was that they be utterly and completely women, with just that exception. In this matter, he was a prime match for Beth. He fully understood the fantasy nature of his desires, and besides was very content with women as they are naturally built. But his deviation showed itself somewhat in the way he performed cunnilingus. Even considering the much higher sensitivity as the center of pleasure in the female sexual anatomy, he spent an inordinate time concentrating on the clitoris. She had occasionally had to tell him to divert his attention elsewhere, that her clit was beginning to feel raw from the constant attention. During intercourse, however, he couldn't ever seem to get his hand down there, and so his breast fixation took over. He often began to think about the same kinds of fantasies she had: breasts that grew to enormous sizes, bursting through clothing. Sometimes he even thought about sharing the experience with his partner, locked in an embrace as both their chests expanded. Little did he realize how well his desires and perversions meshed with hers. During the date at dinner, he noticed her chest quite often. She noticed him noticing, and enjoyed the attention her newly enhanced chest was receiving from him and from other men (and, she noted wryly, a few women who she figured were either envious, or bi/lesbian). It turned her on, and since she was sitting at a table, she let herself grow. She really enjoyed the feeling of her silk panties against her cock, which further excited her. Soon she had a raging hard-on. When they got up to leave, it suddenly popped out between the top of her bikinis and the bottom of her garter belt, making the front of her dress bulge as she stood up. She quickly wished it away and looked at him to see if he had noticed. He had a weird look on his face. "Oh, no," she thought. "Now I've done it." What he said came as a complete shock to her. "I don't know what's going on," he said, "but I propose we skip the movie and head back to my place. Unless you'd rather go to yours," he added. Then held her close and kissed her long and hard. As he did, she stiffened again. As she did, he grabbed her hips and pulled her into him. "I... I think you're right. Let's go to my place. I have some things to show you," she said, smiling. Almost as soon as they were inside, they were naked. She had considered leaving her dick out, but decided it might be less shocking to see it grow out of her, reaffirming her femininity while at the same time asserting her new masculine aspect. So she had kept it in the whole trip home and while stripping, despite the varying levels of excitement she had felt the entire time. He was overcome with curiosity, and prompted her. "All right, what was all that about at the restaurant? Did I or didn't I see and feel what I thought I saw and felt? To coin a phrase, out with it." She smiled. "That's the right phrase, all right. Sit down, and I'll show you." And she began her transformation. He sat transfixed as he watched 6 inches of hard-on extend from the top of her crotch, and then two testicles dropped from it, obscuring her pussy from view. Soon his own 6-inch prick was as stiff as hers. "We could have a sword fight," she giggled. "Can I touch it? Is it real?" he asked. "As real as yours is," she replied. "Go ahead, but be gentle; it's brand new," she said, smiling. He touched it and it jumped, startling him briefly. There was a glistening drop of pre-come on the tip of it. Acting on impulse, he kneeled and licked it off. She went weak in the knees, and nearly couldn't remain standing. "Not yet," she said. "I said there were things, plural, to show you. Come with me." She grabbed his hand and led him into the bedroom. She took a green balloon from the box and fastened it to the air pump hose. She plugged the air pump into the electrical outlet, glad she had remembered to turn it off first. She said, "Watch this," and turned it on. Greg stood with his mouth open as he saw her breasts balloon outward with the green balloon. He approached her. When he got near the pump and the balloon which was between them, she held up her hand. "Stop, don't touch that or it'll do yours too. Unless you want that." She found herself asking, "Do you?" "I've never told this to anyone. Yes, I do. But is it permanent?" he asked. "Not unless you pop it," she said. She found that the thought of him growing breasts to match hers excited her, much to her amazement. He reached out and touched the balloon. Very rapidly, his chest changed. First, all the hair on it disappeared, even on the abdomen. Then two mounds appeared, and within two seconds, increased in size until they matched her breasts in size and appearance, at which point they began to keep pace with hers as the pump continued. Then the pump shut off. As he looked himself over in her mirror, he noticed that the effects on his body were not limited to his torso. "My God, I'm a woman!" he said, in a higher voice that surprised him. Indeed it appeared that way. His lips were fuller, his face smoother with no trace of stubble, his neck thinner. His shoulders were not as square. His arms had gotten thinner and were now covered in fine blond hair rather than the coarse, dark hair that had been there. His hands and fingers were thinner and more elegant. While still overweight for the woman's frame he now had, he had a more pronounced waist and broader hips than before. His legs had undergone the same change as his arms. With exception of his genitals, he looked like the woman he had pictured himself to be so many times. While just as tall, he had gotten smaller in all other dimensions with the exception of bust and hips; even his ribs were smaller around. He was fascinated with his breasts. "Are they supposed to be this light?" he asked, with his new woman's voice. "I always thought that breasts were heavy -- at least they seemed that way to the touch." "That's a side effect," she said. "They correspond in density to the substance you use to fill the balloon with. But they are completely flesh. If somebody sticks you with a needle, you don't pop, you just bleed like normal." "How does this work? Where did you get this from?" Suddenly a thousand questions came to mind. "Magic. That's all I know." She showed him the box and let him read the instructions. After he read them, she added, "The instructions indicated you'd get boobs too, but not all this," she waved her hand at him; "I guess that's a side effect too. And if you use them in other ways than as directed, you can get a lot of strange effects." She also showed him the box of long balloons and their instructions. "Is that how you got your extra equipment?" he asked. "Yes, but if I had used it as directed, it wouldn't be retractable like it is," she said. She pulled the tied-off balloon from the dresser and showed it to him. "If I hadn't turned this partially inside out, it'd be here as long as I left the balloon tied," she said, pointing at her crotch and its appendage. "If I don't do anything mentally, it's only out when I'm horny. When the erection goes away, the whole penis shrinks away, unless I mentally leave it out. When I am horny and it's out, I can make it go away mentally too." Then she demonstrated, making her still-erect penis shrink back into her vulva and then extend again. "I used up one of the blue balloons today in enhancing my chest permanently," she continued. "You may remember, they were smaller before. I filled it up part way with salad oil and then popped it. The ones you saw before I inflated the green balloon are mine now, forever and ever." She tapped her chest. "These will go away as the balloon deflates. You can tie it off and let it shrink away by diffusion, or you can just open the mouth and away it goes." She pulled the green balloon free from the hose. "Don't deflate it just yet. I'm enjoying this," he said. He rubbed his chest, feeling his nipples harden under his fingers. "I'm not going to," she said. "I want you to try something. She got the clear long balloon she had used earlier, still inverted. "Put this on the pump." "What, do you want me to have a ten-foot cock? I couldn't screw you but from across the room!" he cried. "No, this one is turned completely inside out. It does something different. But I want this to be for you alone, so you have to be the one touching it when it blows up," she said. He hastened the balloon to the pump and switched it on. Immediately he grabbed his groin. "What's going on? My dick! It's disappearing!" "Turnabout is fair play, right? So now you get to be fucked by me," she said. He turned to the mirror and saw that now he had made the transformation complete. No longer did he have any external male characteristics. He could feel changes taking place inside him, and wondered just how complete this transformation would be. She grabbed him from behind, threw him on the bed, and got on top of him. She stuck her throbbing meat into his firm, tight snatch and began stroking. As she did so, he was startled by the quick stabbing pain as she penetrated his hymen, but soon he began to feel himself getting wet. As they rocked back and forth in time, their mountainous breasts began swaying in the rhythm. She started fondling his breasts while she moved in and out of him. She was really getting off on the male experience, which she had had a chance to get used to that day, so she was able to take her time with him. The whole gender-bending process was new to him, and although it scared him initially, he was fully into it now. However, his changed sexual organs were slower to respond and she knew it'd take him longer to get off. She felt herself beginning to come, but knew he wasn't ready yet, so she pulled out for a moment to delay herself. She leaned down and began sucking his breasts while fingering his twat. The additional oral and manual stimulation, especially the first really good contact with his clit, served to bring him closer into sync with her, allowing her to resume screwing him. This time as she did, she lifted upward a little on the outward stroke, giving him more clitoral sensation. They began bucking in time, each motion a little harder than the last. He felt his entire body begin to throb with waves of pleasure centered in his crotch. She felt the head of her penis begin to tense spasmodically. He was suddenly very aware of the existence of his breasts; they began to almost ache. Her balls started to shrink up. His upper body began to get rigid, while his hips began to feel more flexible. His legs opened up wide and he began thrusting against her, into her thrusts, their bodies colliding almost violently. Finally, they reached the peak. She moaned, and felt herself spurt into him over and over again, for what seemed like an eternity. He suddenly lost all awareness of anything but the cresting and crashing waves traveling throughout his body, and undulated his body in response, groaning. They collapsed in each other's arms and began nuzzling each other. He held her cock in his hand and felt it disappear into her, following it into her pussy with his fingers, and just left them there, cradling her in the other arm. She kissed his boobs and played her mouth over his nipples, gently suckling. She stayed in that position as they both fell asleep. The next morning, he got a thrill from looking down at her head on his breast, sucking on it like a baby in her sleep. Her vaginal moisture had dissipated during the night, so when he removed his fingers, she awoke with a start, to find that she had a morning stiffie. But foremost on her mind was using the bathroom. However, he had beaten her there. He had left the door open, and she saw him standing in front of the toilet. "Hey, watch out," she said. "Oh yeah," said he. "I forgot." He turned around and sat down. When he was done, he said with a smile, "Now don't leave the seat up." He noted the difference between shaking and wiping, and got up. She raised the seat and started. She started shrinking as she did her business, and so had to make the mental adjustment in order to keep from making a mess herself. She shook herself dry and decided to just leave the limp organ out. She walked up behind him and ran her arms up his abdomen and cleavage, then out across his bouncy breasts. "That was great last night, wasn't it?" "The best fucking I ever got," he said, grinning. "But then, I've always done the giving before. What about you?" "It was even better than when I did myself yesterday." She smiled. "I guess you're a better woman than I am. But then, I could only move in and out a little bit. By the way, you're as complete as it gets down there, not just a vagina; uterus and ovaries too." "I felt the changing inside me and thought that might be the case. You did yourself? How?" She explained about how the balloons worked when multiple ones were inflated, and described all the changes she had made to her body the day before. He was intrigued. "I have an idea," he said. "But let's have breakfast first." They ate in the nude, admiring each other's attributes. Several times, she stood at attention. Every time she did, he said, "No thank you, I don't want any sausage," causing them both to giggle. Each time, as her erection subsided, she left it out rather than letting it disappear. "I think you're really enjoying having a dick," he said. "You know, I've gotten really used to it. I think I've always wanted one, since about first grade when I told a boy if he showed me his I'd show him mine. When he saw mine, he said, 'There's nothing there. You cheated.' I hadn't thought about it like that until then. Freud would have a field day with me," she said. "But I don't want to be a man. I like being a woman. I like, in essence, the way my body looks, even if there are other things I would change if I could, like my butt or my thighs. Plus, it's easier to pick up guys as a woman." She grinned. "Especially when you can have breasts the size of Volkswagens. I don't know why, but I just love having huge boobs." She shook her torso back and forth. "I know what you mean," he said, arching his back and sticking out his own globes. "I've always appreciated the female body, and thought it was more attractive, especially the breasts. That's why I was willing to touch the balloon last night. I've always wanted to look like a woman. I've kept it to myself, but I'm a transvestite. But since I'm straight, becoming a transsexual would make me a lesbian and limit my options for picking up women. Plus, I'm uncomfortable about the idea of losing my manhood. This situation is okay, because I know it's not permanent; plus I actually am enjoying the experience. But that brings me back to my idea." He took her hand and led her into the bedroom. "I'm going to try something that might make us even more compatible." He picked out another clear long balloon, inverted it, and inflated it, giving himself another pussy above the one he had. Then he deflated the earlier one, making the lower one revert back to his normal male genitalia. The possibilities made him excited, and it showed now that he was out in the open again. "Look," he said, "now I have the complement to your arrangement. I thought about making it convertible like your penis, but then I wouldn't have all the equipment." She found the partially inverted balloon she had been using and untied it, allowing it to deflate. "I don't think I'll need a retractable one as long as I'm with you." She got out a blue long balloon and inflated it until she was as long as he was, then twisted it to get the balls. She tied it off. They were both hard, and now they lined up with each other. But he had one more idea. "I think I want to be a little bigger, since I'm underneath and have farther to reach." He puffed on a blue long himself until he was 7 inches. When it was done, they embraced, guiding themselves into each other as they went, kissing when they met. They fucked each other over and over again. After the first time, again painful for Greg, they both had the normal reaction of the balloon, that is, softening but remaining long, then peeing and shrinking. After that, they shrunk every time right after orgasm and didn't have to pee. Finally they were spent. She got up and said, "Boy am I going to be sore tomorrow. But there's still a lot of Sunday left. You want to go out?" "Like this? Aren't these a little big?" he said, holding up his enormous boobs. "Plus, I may be a transvestite, but I've never been outside in drag before." "Don't worry about the last part. You'll definitely pass, looking the way you do now. But you do make a good point about our tits." She went and got the green balloon and deflated it until they each had DD- cups. "Since we're using air, we won't need bras." "Well, if I'm going out for the first time, I'll take the whole experience," he said. "Point me to the lingerie." "I don't have anything that big. I don't really even have anything big enough for my new natural size. That was my criteria for the size I made myself: to make everything too tight in the top," she said. "If you want, though, you can have the whole experience, complete with weight. I'll deflate us both, then you can go in the bathroom and fill up with salad oil. Then I can re-inflate. I've been wearing bras since the age of 12, even though there wasn't anything to hold up then, and I'm enjoying the freedom." "Sounds good," he said. So she deflated the balloon completely, leaving herself with her now-normal C-cups and reverting him back to normal. He looked very male now, except for the cleft above his penis, which still looked very much like the vulva it was. All the changes that had gone with the breast enlargement had disappeared along with them. His hips, however, remained broader than he remembered them. "Probably a side effect of my vagina," he thought. "Here, put this on," she said. "This is neither my biggest nor my smallest. It'll act as a guide for you to know when to stop." She handed him one of her bras. "The oil and the funnel are still in there. Here's a blue balloon. Try not to spill any oil on the floor; you can slip and fall real easy, and you might pop it. I did mine standing over the tub." He said, "Okay, here goes." He took the bra and the balloon and went into the bathroom. He strapped on the bra which was very tight until he began filling the balloon, noticing that after he started, the band size fit him surprisingly well using the outer hooks. Beth must have had a rather large rib cage, and of course, his was smaller now. He did have to adjust the shoulder straps, though; he was, after all, five inches taller than she. As he filled the balloon, he felt the sensation in his chest like being filled too. It was different from the feeling he had had from the air inflation the day before; it was heavier, cooler, and more fluid. Rather than bouncy and fluffy, his breasts felt wiggly and jouncy. When he had filled the bra out completely, and was just beginning to overfill it, he stopped and tied off the balloon. Then he took off the bra and looked at himself in the mirror over the sink. He saw a woman with perfect, natural-looking B-cup breasts. It was only when he stepped back that he saw his penis, spoiling the illusion. He put the bra back on and went back into the bedroom. He spun around and said, "Ta-da! What do you think?" Beth had re-inflated her breasts out to a DD-cup. She said, "You'll definitely pass, I'd say. So, now to the dress-up party. Do you want to go all out or just the everyday look? I'll tell you, the last one would be easier. You're taller and heavier than me by a good bit, and while I think I've got casual clothes that will fit you, if you want to get dolled up we'll have to buy clothes for you. Or do you have stuff at home?" "I have some things at home, but they're mostly casual too, because I didn't want to spend a lot of money. At the other extreme, I have one formal evening gown, but I'd hope we're not going to a ball," he said. "The frilly stuff I do have is mostly lingerie." "I thought if you wanted to dress up, we might go out dancing or to a bar and see if you get picked up," she said, grinning. "Or if we're being casual, we could just go out to dinner and maybe see that movie we missed last night." "Do you consider the way you dressed last night's dinner-and-a- movie 'casual'?" he asked. "Because that, to me, is dressed up. I felt underdressed." "No, silly. I dressed up a little because I wanted to get your attention last night. It worked, too, didn't it," she said. "It sure did, but not as much as what was underneath. You have no idea how long I had kept that aspect of my sexuality a secret. People just don't understand. Because of that and my transvestism, I get pigeonholed as a latent homosexual. But there's very little libido involved in my dressing up: I'm just comfortable in women's clothes and with this woman's body; but I don't go for men. In fact, I like women exclusively. I just get a little extra turn-on from the idea of them having penises. But they have to be convincingly feminine, because transsexual imagery featuring models who are obviously men with boob jobs turns me off. When I saw that bulge in your dress last night after already having sex with you as a woman, it seemed my deepest wish had come true. And then when you didn't recoil when I revealed my transgender tendencies, I really felt I'd hit the jackpot." She said, "We're pretty well suited, then, because I think I'm pretty well bisexual. I enjoy both fucking you and being fucked. And I find you physically attractive looking like a big-boobed woman with male parts. I did some experimentation with lesbianism in college, but I couldn't ever get past wanting a penis inside me." "I guess we both want to be women with big breasts and penises who fuck other women with big breasts and penises. We're a match made in heaven, or probably more accurately on the Jerry Springer show. I love you," he said, laughing, and then kissed her. It wasn't a come-on kiss, but a kiss of intimacy, of sharing, of closeness. It cemented the bond that had been growing between them over the last 12 hours. "I love you too. You know, we might want to stay this way for a while," she said. "I've got a way for us to do it, if you agree. It doesn't involve popping the balloons, so we won't have to stay this way forever. But we can go for the long term." "How? These balloons won't last more than a few weeks or a couple of months at best; we'll be deflating the whole time." "Not if we seal them up. I have some of that stuff you dip tool handles in. It should be sufficient to stop the diffusion," she said, "and we can leave the mouth out so we can peel the stuff off to get to the knot and untie them if we need to." "Great idea!" he said. "The only problem is, if I want to enlarge my breasts, I'll have to deflate the one with oil in it before doing it, or I'll have four breasts. I think I'm going to pop it." "Are you sure? The only way to go back after you pop is to have them removed surgically, you know. And what about breast cancer? Not to mention your other body changes." "I'll take my chances. If I want to go as a man again, I can wear loose shirts, bind myself up, or get the reduction. And none of my female relatives has had breast cancer, so I'll take my chances there too," he said. "And I've felt more comfortable these past hours than I ever have as a man. I'm going to do it." He walked back into the bathroom, and came back with the shards of the balloon in his hand. "Say hello to Gregg, with two 'G's on the end. I met a girl once with that name, so it'll do for me. Keeps continuity in my life, anyway. Let's get dressed casual and do the dinner-movie thing. I'm starved." Gregg, now thinking of himself as a "she," accepted items of clothing from Beth. Beth allowed Gregg to keep wearing the bra she had on, and handed her a white pair of plain cotton panties. They had some difficulty getting them to fit over Gregg's equipment but eventually they had everything tucked in. Almost as soon as they had, Gregg needed to use the bathroom. She had the same problem as Beth did when she had a vagina above a penis. After she got that sorted out and had cleaned up the aftermath, she pulled her panties back on. Now that she knew what to do, she was able to accomplish the job much more quickly. She went back into the bedroom. When she came back, Beth had put on a pair of similar cotton briefs, also having tucked in, and was pulling on the tee she had worn to the curiosity shop the previous morning. Her air-breasts made her chest stand out firm and high, and she truly didn't need a bra of any kind. "Living like this has the potential to get very messy," Gregg said, as Beth put on a thin beige vest over her shirt. "This new pussy of mine tried to pee all over my hand." Beth said, "The same thing happened to me when I was in that configuration. You'll just have to deal with it, I guess, if we want to stay lined up." Gregg shrugged her shoulders, and they went back to getting dressed. The next item Gregg received was a pale blue short-sleeve blouse. The sleeves were long enough to cover the skin under her arms near her armpit, which still suffered from its condition. The buttons seemed slightly awkward at first. Then she realized: women's clothes button from the other side. As a male transvestite, Greg had picked pull-over tops, or items like dresses, that fastened in back; as a result, Gregg the transgender-female had never fastened buttons like that before. But it was no sweat; just a little fumbling with the first couple of buttons, and after that, it was natural. Once she had her top on, it was time to decide on skirt or pants. Beth had been watching Gregg's body language, and realized that Gregg might not be properly modest in a skirt: she tended to sit with her legs apart. So Beth recommended pants first. She handed Gregg a pair of stretch jeans that were a little long in the leg for herself but had lots of stretch to them. They fit Gregg like a glove. And even so, Gregg's tuck-in barely showed, even though they knew where to look. They both pronounced it good. Beth pulled on a pair of jeans too, but these were paler, and not made of stretch denim. The decision had not been completely made, however. Beth gave Gregg a pair of Q-size hose she had used back when she had a few extra pounds for a while. Gregg pulled off her pants and tried them on, and realized she might look better if she shaved her legs, but they looked all right, and fit well. The fact that her leg hair was so fine and blonde now helped. Then she was handed a skirt. It was a pale pink skirt that came to just below the knee when she put it on. Beth said, "On me, that comes to my calf, but because you're so much taller than me, it hits you there. It looks good on you. Turn around. Now sit down. Hmm. Try crossing your legs. No, not like that, like a woman. That's better. Now uncross them and just sit naturally. Try tightening your butt; it'll bring your knees together. That's better. Turn your toes a little more inward, that'll bring your knees together too. No, not pigeon-toed. Try to relax your shoulders. And especially, keep your hands off your chest." "But it itches. I've never been in one of these for more than a few minutes. And always with a form in it that I had to keep adjusting," Gregg said. "When I used to dress, I only had a few items to choose from, so the process took very little time. I was usually dressed and made up in 30 minutes. I'd look at myself in the mirror a few times, maybe snap an instant photo if I thought I had done a particularly good job, and then strip. We've been at this for an hour now. And I'm still hungry," she added. "I love you Gregg, but that's not going to fly. One: you're going to have to get used to the itch, or do what I've done today and go without. Two: this is the real thing now, not pretend. You're going to have to learn how to get along as a woman now. Remember, you chose to pop the balloon. I love you for it, but you knew it was a one-way trip. Three: this is only taking so long because it's the first try. Once we've determined what looks good on you, we can file that information away and use it again later. As we gain experience, it'll be easier and easier to grab an outfit and go. Four: I'm hungry too. We can eat here if you want. But we're going to have to eat all our meals here until we can get you presentable to go out, and the sooner the better. I love you but I don't want to have to stay in to be with you." Beth found that she was capable of dealing with Gregg on a more equal basis now that she was thinking of her as a female. "You're almost there now. I think we can chance a skirt for now. We'll try it and see how it works out." She pulled out a pair of ankle-high sweat socks and said, "You are smaller in size than you were, but you're still the same height. Foot size is more related to height that body size, so I bet your feet are about the same length. What size shoe do you wear?" she asked. Gregg replied, "I take a 10 and a half or 11 depending on the cut of the shoe. I used to take a double-E width but looking at them now I don't think that's necessary." "Actually your feet are a little wide for a woman, but I think you can fit into a regular width if we stick to the whole sizes. A man's size 11 is a woman's size 13. Phew. It may be tricky to find shoes for you. I wear a 9, so none of my shoes will come anywhere near fitting you. For right now, you'll have to use the shoes you came in with. It's a good thing they're athletic shoes, otherwise you might look odd. Imagine if you had been wearing wingtips. But put those socks on first; with thinner feet and wearing hose, you're liable to walk right out of them even if we lace them up tight. The socks will fill out the difference and help grip the inside of the shoe." "I have a couple of pairs of women's shoes at home. They're both patent leather pumps, one pair black, the other red. They were too tight, too, but I could get into them. I've never been good at walking in them, though," Gregg said. "I got them from a cross-dressing catalog, and everything in there, while sized big enough, was aimed at trying to look sexy. There was nothing in there shorter than a 4-inch heel. Certainly nothing very practical. Is there such a thing as training heels?" she asked, smiling. Beth smiled too, and thought about that. "Not really. Girls' shoes start out flat for the youngest girls and smallest feet, and gradually get higher as the feet get bigger. By the time a girl reaches 14, she has usually had enough experience to walk on a 3-inch heel. We can take the same approach with you. We'll get you some one inch heels and go from there. One inch isn't really that much higher than a pair of men's dress shoes, so you should have no problem. As we get higher, we'll get narrower, too, which I bet is part of your problem. You could probably walk in high heels if they were wide enough to support your heel without your having to try to balance on them as well. But I bet you don't want to wear clogs." "You'd win that bet. Never liked the look of them. But let me get those old shoes of mine on and come back and do my face," she said, "then we can talk about this on the way to go eat." "That's another thing. You're going to have to start watching your weight. As a man, you knew how being heavy bore a stigma? Well, as a woman, it's ten times worse. If you want to be taken seriously as a woman, you have two options. One is to be among the best in your field. That's fine as far as it goes, but not everybody can be that good at what they do. The other option is to be attractive. Men and women both give more credence to an opinion if it's given by someone attractive; studies have been done. You've got a pretty good face. I can tell that with makeup, you could be quite a looker. But for every point you gain there, you lose one by being overweight. You are smaller than you were, but for your frame and sex you're about as much overweight as you were as a man. "I'm hungry too; I told you before, remember? But I don't talk about it and I don't think about it. I don't eat until I start losing the ability to concentrate. That means my blood sugar is dropping, which is a better sign of real hunger than what my stomach feels. Sorry for the lecture, honey, but you need to know this before you go and pig out and then suffer the prejudices of today's society. I'll still love you just as much, no matter how big you are." "I get your point, but I am beginning to feel a little light- headed," said Gregg. "I'm going to get my shoes now." She left and came back a few minutes later. "They're a little loose, but they fit. I guess we should start on my face now, eh?" "Yes, but we need to do something about your hair, too. It's pretty long, but it just sits there. If we had time, I'd wash it and do you all up right, but for now we'll have to take the simple way." She picked up a scrunchy from her dresser and pulled Gregg's hair back into a pony tail. A few wisps of hair remained that were too short to reach the scrunchy. She turned on her curling iron, sat Gregg down in front of her dressing table, and in a few minutes had her face framed by gentle curls. Beth was glad that Greg's slightly receding hairline was not receding on Gregg. "Now we can start on your face." "I'm in your hands. I know I'd be too heavy-handed. As a man, the only way I could get my face looking female was to do like the girls in the 'Robert Palmer' videos. That's probably not the look we're going for," guessed Gregg. "You're right. Be patient. Your face is already female, and always will be, thanks to the magic balloon you popped, but learning how to enhance that without being too obvious is a skill that took me years to learn for my own face. Learning all over again for yours won't take as long now that I know the principles, but don't expect to stop traffic tonight, especially since we're going casual," added Beth. She used a very light touch. Just a little makeup on the cheeks and forehead, some light mascara, and some lipstick that was not much darker than Gregg's lips themselves, and it was done. Gregg looked herself over in the mirror, and gaped. She found her own image enticing; as a man she would have been attracted to a woman who looked like she now did. She wasn't drop-dead gorgeous, but she was no slouch. She wondered how she would have looked if Beth had pulled out all the stops. "That's great! I looked kind of plain before, but now I'm actually pretty," she said. "And as a man, anything less than the works and I just looked like a man wearing makeup." It was amazing, the change in attitude that had affected the both of them in just a brief time. Gregg, who had lived her whole life as a man until the night before, now viewed that life as a memory already holding less reality for her than her new female identity. Beth too, who had been going out with Greg for three months and had known him for about two years, was thinking of Gregg as though she were a different person, who just happened to formerly be Greg. Before they went out, Beth remembered about sealing the balloons. She went to the garage and got the liquid rubber and brought it back into the living room. Before they started, Gregg decided to pop her 7- inch penis into permanency, too. The mere addition of an inch to her natural endowment wasn't nearly as momentous a decision, so little discussion was given to it. Then Beth dipped her balloon in the pail, leaving only the mouth of the balloon free. She brought it out, and noticed that it looked more like a penis than before, since the liquid had covered up the gap between the twisted parts. Gregg had a more difficult time, since her balloon was 10 feet long. Eventually they curved the balloon and ran it through the liquid sideways. The mouth was kept free by covering it with her fingertips as Gregg dipped that end into the pail. When she removed her hand from the red goo, she realized one thing that they had forgotten -- fingernails. Beth said, "True, but you'll be fine without painted nails for now. What you really need are earrings." "But I'm not pierced, so how can we fix that?" asked Gregg. "Not a problem," Beth answered. "I have a small pair of clip-ons that almost look like pierced earrings. Clean that stuff off your fingers and I'll go get them." She came back shortly with a pair of small gold discs with spring-loaded clips on one side. As she was putting them on Gregg, she said, "No woman is complete without earrings, and now you're complete." They walked up to the door, and Beth grabbed her purse and pulled out her keys. Then she looked at Gregg. "We should stop by your place later. You'd better get your keys. And your wallet, just in case." They walked out the door and to Beth's car. After a few moments of discomfort riding in the car, Gregg spoke up. "I don't have anywhere to put this stuff. I don't like holding them all the time, and I don't have a purse. I guess that's another thing we forgot," she added. "Not really. I have a purse you can use, but it's not worth the bother for you to carry it for just the two things. You can put them in mine for now." Beth patted her purse, sitting between the seats. "That leads to another lecture. It's amazing how many details about my life are different from a man's when I think about it, and how complex they are to explain. "A woman carries a purse to carry the things she needs around with her at all times. A man uses his pockets for the same reason. But a man has less to carry than a woman, and women's clothes rarely have pockets. But let's start with what they have in common. Women and men both carry keys and wallets and loose money and occasionally combs. Women's key chains are usually bigger than men's for the same number of keys, for two reasons. One is that not having to be able to fit them into a pocket allows them to accumulate extra rings and fobs without worrying about wearing a hole in your pants. The other reason is that small key chains inevitably fall down into the most inaccessible part of the purse, usually when you need them the quickest. "A woman's wallet is usually bigger than a man's for similar reasons: she doesn't have to worry about keeping it thin, and even wallets can get away from you if they're too small and your purse is too big. Additionally, men who carry their wallets in their pants rather than a breast pocket usually carry a separate checkbook. Women have both in their wallets. Men often keep cash in a front pocket while the wallet goes in the back. Women try to keep their cash in the wallet so they know where it all is, again to avoid losing track of it within the purse. Even so, sometimes you have to stash it and go, so most purses have a few dollars' worth of loose money in them." She shook her purse, making it jingle, to emphasize the point. She continued. "Men carry combs, and women do too, if they're carrying a particularly small purse. But usually they carry a couple of brushes, one a regular brush and the other a styling brush. And there the similarities end. "A woman usually also carries everything she needs to be pretty. That means makeup, eye shadow, lipstick, lip liner, eye liner, mascara, and blush or rouge. Also she carries fingernail polish and remover. There may also be hair accessories and earrings in there. "Let's not forget that a woman has special hygiene needs. So she usually carries one or two of the sanitary product she prefers. At some point we'll have to figure out the way you want to go. I'm thinking tampon, because a pad would get in the way with your anatomy. Also she carries birth control: condoms and whatever other method she uses. We'll have to set you up with my gynecologist. I have no idea what we're going to tell her about me, much less you. "That part, earlier, about a particularly small purse, I should get back to. There are times when a woman cannot, for whatever reason, carry her normal purse, and must carry something much smaller. Usually this involves formal wear occasions, when a small, pretty clutch purse is more appropriate than swinging around a big, old, beat-up bag from your shoulder. But sometimes it's for minimalist situations, when it's just better to carry less, like on a hiking trip. "The minimal purse consists of the following things: One pad or tampon if it's near that time. Essential identification, like a driver's license and medical insurance card, in the event of an emergency. The house key. The car key, if driving. The comb mentioned earlier, in lieu of a brush. And, ideally, a hundred dollars in twenties for unexpected expenses. The formal affair dictates having a minimal cosmetic arsenal for touch-ups: lipstick, combination eye liner and brow pencil, and compact containing eye shadow and powder makeup." "Now, you, on the other hand, have only a small set of keys and a thin wallet. While they're probably too big to fit comfortably in the stretch jeans you tried on earlier and your skirt has no pockets, they're too small to bother with a purse, considering you've never carried one before, certainly haven't carried one around for most of your adult life, and are likely to leave it behind somewhere as a result. We can use my makeup for now, but you're hardly wearing any and besides you don't know how to apply it yet, so that's not a factor. You may start spotting at any time though I doubt it, but I'm not starting for another two and a half to three weeks, so you can use the tampon I have, or get something out of a women's restroom. And your hair's pulled back right now, so no need for a brush. So right now you don't really need a purse. If you want to keep your stuff separate where you can find it easily, you can put it in the side pocket." Gregg nodded, and pondered this for a while. Finally she spoke as they entered the eatery. "Speaking of gynecologists, you might want to think about seeing my urologist. If I can get breast cancer like you, you can get prostate cancer like me. The exam might be a little embarrassing, though. You know, they usually go in through the anus, right? But the next orifice behind the penis for you is your vagina. Now, you might be used to it from your gynecologist, and not mind, but I imagine it'd be pretty embarrassing for the doctor, clinical detachment or not." Beth nodded as they were seated and waited for the waiter to approach. "Good point. Now remember what I said about food before. Follow my lead. Try to order a meal not much bigger than mine. Watch the fat content. Forget about appetizers and desserts, unless you want to share them with me. Drink diet drinks. 'Aspartame is our friend,'" she said, sounding like a brainwashed or propaganda-spouting character in some 1984-esque story. She smiled. "Good afternoon ladies, I'm your server Brad. Take a look at the menus and while you're looking them over, can I get you something to drink?" Gregg giggled when the waiter said the word "ladies," earning her a quick glance from Beth. But there was no malice in it, just a conspiratorial gleam. "Diet cola, please," said Beth. "Diet lemon-lime soda for me, thanks," said Gregg. The waiter said, "Okay, I'll be back with those and to take your order if you're ready." They decided to both order the same dish: grilled chicken strips over a bed of pasta in red sauce. It came with choice of soup or salad, and they chose salad, with fat-free dressing. Gregg preferred ranch dressing, while Beth opted for vinaigrette. When the meal arrived, Beth had more advice for Gregg. After the waiter left, she said, "Eat slowly. You'll feel full on less food. I say 'full' in the sense of 'not hungry anymore,' not 'I can't eat any more.' Take smaller bites. That's not just to help you eat slower, but because women don't wolf down their food, even slowly. They take dainty portions and use extreme caution when eating so as not to mess their clothing or makeup. This dish is a good example. You might want to get as much red sauce on the chicken as possible, because that way there's less chance for you to get some on yourself while eating the pasta. Cutting the chicken into smaller and therefore more pieces gives greater surface area for the sauce to cling to. "When you finally do get to the pasta, cut it up a little to make the strands shorter, or twirl them around your fork. Don't suck it into your mouth if it dangles down from the fork; it'll slap around and might get sauce on your face or clothes. Instead, raise it up, tilt your head back a little, and eat it from the bottom. Again, don't take big bites. The bigger the bite, the faster you eat and the bigger the potential stain on your outfit or blob on your chin. A blob on your chin means you have to wipe it away, possibly taking makeup with it. To minimize the chance of this is why we're careful to eat daintily, and to minimize the effect if it does happen is why we're cautious with small bites. Now let's eat." Gregg responded, "Good idea, because I only just now realized that you were saying the same thing three different ways. I think my blood sugar level really is dropping." And she began eating. They ate in silence for a while, then when they were both beginning to feel a little less hungry, they slowed down even more and began talking again, this time about other women and couples they saw in the restaurant. Gregg pointed out women wearing silk, and colors even brighter than her own blouse, and Beth showed how they avoided ruining their clothes. Gregg pointed out women listening carefully to their dates' orders, and Beth mentioned she'd learned to do it in middle school in Home Arts. Gregg admitted that where she grew up, all students in middle school, male or female, had been required to take that class. But as Greg he had never paid much attention like most of the other males, and had only passed with a C. So as Gregg, she figured she had some catching up to do. Beth pointed out that if a man is ordering dinner for himself and a date, the prices of the items he orders are a guide to the amount of money he's willing to spend. An observant woman, if she is considerate of the man's wishes and his wallet, tries to order a meal costing no more than his. Gregg asked about a woman's motives in picking up the check or going dutch. Beth replied that a woman who picks up the check is trying to assert herself in some way. She might want to make a change in the situation. Going dutch is usually a sign of caution or mistrust. A woman might go dutch on the first date, for example, if she's on a blind date or has misgivings about her date. Going dutch on a later date may mean a relationship is going nowhere or is about to end. Also, women on business dates or with co-workers may go dutch to avoid impropriety, especially if superiors or inferiors are involved. And sometimes, it's just good financial sense, if a couple hits hard times. "Remember, I went dutch with you a few times last summer when your substitute teaching assignments stopped for the season. Which reminds me, aren't you going to have some explaining to do at work?" Beth asked. "Not really. I'll change my recording in the voice mail system, so it'll have my new feminine voice and match my appearance. If I get called for specifically, I can say that I'm a twin sister who also works as a sub, my brother had to stop subbing for a while, and he transferred all his assignments to me. If it catches up to me somehow, I can claim I've been undergoing transsexual therapy, and I'm starting transition by living full-time as a woman, but was embarrassed to admit it openly. Which comes pretty close to the truth, as close as I think I'll ever get to telling anyone I got this body from popping a magic balloon." Gregg grinned. Their meal finished, they went to see the latest romantic comedy. Gregg found that she had a new appreciation for the genre, and wondered if her physical change was affecting her basic attitudes. Throughout the movie, the two held hands. At one point, she was mildly turned on by the action on the screen, but the way she was tucked made it impossible for a hard-on to exist, so she reveled in the tingling and moistness of her vagina. She squeezed a little on Beth's hand, who tightened back. Beth had the same problem. While she had not tucked in quite like Gregg had, a hard-on was still impossible: her jeans were the interfering problem. There was just not enough room. But she too enjoyed the female response. After the film ended, they walked out of the theater, arms wrapped around each other's waists. They relished the spectrum of attention from the other movie-goers, even the derisive comments about being dykes. "If only they knew," Beth said. A lot of people noticed Beth's supernatural bosom, too. It helped that she was holding it up so high, walking with her shoulders back and her chin up, but DD-cup breasts that firm with no obvious means of support were an attention grabber even without assistance. Gregg had now learned to walk like a woman just from watching other women. She allowed her hips to pivot up and down as her legs moved, and realized that in her new body, that gait felt much more comfortable, more natural. From the theater, they proceeded to Gregg's apartment. Somehow, without it being spoken, a decision had been reached that Gregg would now be living with Beth, so they began gathering up her stuff. Beth went through Gregg's female attire, assessing it for appearance and practicality. Gregg tried each item on her new body, and found that all the clothes fit her much better now, if looser, except the bras she had bought. They were not too bad in the band size, just a little loose. Using the inner hooks, they fit all right. However, she had a problem with cup size. As a cross-dressing male, Greg hadn't skimped on breast form size: almost all of the bras were D-cups, and some were DD. As she now had a chest just on the big side of B-cups, the cups hung loosely around Gregg's breasts. "Well, as I see it, we have a few options. We can keep these and fill you out to match them, or you can wear pads. Or we can toss them, which is a shame since some of them are quite nice," said Beth. "What about having them taken in?" asked Gregg. "Well, that can be done, but it takes a specialty shop and it costs considerably more than just buying a new one. And you don't need to buy new ones, because mine fit you better than they fit me now anyway. These fit me better in the cup than mine, although they're a little loose," said Beth, trying one on. "I'm a little bigger than a standard C now. But the band is way too loose. They'd have to be taken in for me, too, only in the band instead of the cup." "Well, let's take them with us and we can decide what we're going to do with them after a little experimentation," offered Gregg. "Good idea. What's with all these stockings balled up back here?" Beth asked, pointing to the back corner of the lingerie drawer. "Ah, those. Well, the biggest size I was able to order from some catalogs just weren't designed for someone as big as I was. The ones I can wear come from the cross-dressing catalog and the one plus-size lingerie catalog I was able to find. But I kept those, thinking that if I ever lost enough weight, I might be able to wear them." Beth smiled. "You were already thinking like a woman, you just didn't know it. What about panties and pantyhose?" "That wasn't a problem. Pantyhose made for big women fit me just fine, and I could find it even in grocery stores. And I could go to any discount retail store and find those panties. But from the way these dresses hang so loose on me, I'm guessing I'm about a large or an extra, whereas before I was a 2X to 3X because of my waist. It's probably all too big for me now except for the stuff I was saving. Time to start all over, I guess," Gregg sighed. Beth responded, "Not necessarily. Dresses are a lot cheaper to alter than lingerie, even casual dresses like these. The dresses are coming with us, and so are your male clothes. They'll fit well enough on your new frame, I think. And the way you look now, you'll pass for a woman even wearing men's clothes. We'll have to toss your panties and hose, though; they'll just fall off you. And while they might be convenient given your anatomy, your jockey shorts will have to go, for the same reason. Your boxers can be taken in, though. With tighter elastic and the flap sewn closed, as outerwear they'll make decent shorts." She thought for a moment. "You can even wear your suits, just replace the necktie with a bow and put a brooch on the lapel. I'm sure we can find some matching skirts, but you could wear trousers. Let's try on those pumps of yours." Gregg found that her feet fit into the shoes almost perfectly. They were added to the items going back to Beth's house. Before she took the last pair off, though, Beth asked Gregg to walk around in them to see how much help she needed learning to walk in them. After watching for a few moments, Beth said something that helped almost immediately. "That's not bad, really. I think the problem is that you're putting too much weight on your heels. Imagine you're walking tiptoe, and the heel of your shoe is just there to help you keep the heel of your foot up in the air. Your weight should be mostly on the ball of your foot." Gregg did so, and while she found it worked well, she also noticed that her hips didn't sway as much. She figured that was just as well, since shifting her weight too much in heels was probably a recipe for disaster. They were done with the clothes, and proceeded to cosmetics. Beth soon decided that while they were useful for getting really made up, their application in day-to-day use was limited. But since makeup is expensive, they decided that to throw them away would be wasteful. They were put in a small bag and thrown on top of the growing pile of stuff going to Beth's house. Realizing the size of it, they decided to stop for now, and resolved to come back next weekend with a moving van for the rest of the stuff. Gregg figured she'd just rent out her condo once it was empty. Putting all the stuff in Beth's car took three trips for each of them. On the way back, they stopped by a party store and Beth picked up a tank of helium. As they drove back to Beth's house, Gregg said, "We can't really do anything with that, can we? I mean, to actually lift us off the ground would take the 12-foot balloons. That's bigger than we can fit in your house. Doing it outside has its own problems, like lack of privacy; and risk of floating away, which is actually two problems. If the balloon floats away, it'll pop as it reaches the upper atmosphere, then we'd be stuck with 12-foot helium breasts. Or one or both of us could float away. We'd die of exposure or hypoxia up there. That would be bad." "Actually, the balloon would inflate to its maximum diameter before popping in that low pressure, so we'd be stuck with 24-foot breasts, of even lower density than helium -- eight times lower. That would increase our lifting power and also our risk of floating away as a result. But there's not enough helium in this tank to fill a clear balloon, just a purple one. That'd give us 6-foot helium breasts, which would just make us very light. We could do that inside. We could do it outside too; my privacy fence is eight feet tall. But then we risk the balloon floating up and away, leaving us with 12-foot low- density helium breasts after it popped and all the inherent problems that would bring." Beth found that her tendency toward rash breast expansion experiments was tempered by being with someone else. If she had been alone, she might have gone outside and tried a clear one to see how close she could get it to its 12-foot rated size. "But I'm not even going for that. Remember what I told you the round balloons do to you if you invert them? Well, I'm going to try that with helium. A red balloon should be sufficient for both of us." Gregg had started thinking, and said, "You know what? I'm actually wondering about having 12-foot breasts. While I'm not so sure about using helium, we could use the air pump." "But you said before, there wasn't enough room to do it in my house. Outside, the grass might pop the balloon. And what about privacy, like you mentioned?" "We can inflate it inside, in the spare bedroom. We won't get full inflation, but in a 10x10 room with 8-foot ceilings, we can get pretty close. The pump would shut off when the room was full. We'd have to move out all the furniture and sand down all trim that might pop the balloon." "But what about us? We'd each have two breasts the same size as the balloon, about 800 cubic feet. If we stayed inside, anywhere in the house, we'd smother ourselves with our boobs. We'd have to go outside, where we'd still have the privacy problem," Beth added. "We'd only stick up four feet above the fence. Unless we were on our backs, all people would see is four pink spheres peeking up over the fence," said Gregg. "Then there's the problem of deflating. We couldn't get back in the house to pull the hose free. We couldn't even get close to each other. And I think I'd really want to be close to you if we were like that. We could extend our cocks until we reached, but I'd have to unseal mine or grow another one to be that long, and plus they'd be just a tad bit unwieldy. I was going to say that they'd also be two feet too short, but I think we could get into each other's cleavage enough to compensate for that," Beth said as they arrived at home. "Do you have any big regular balloons here? I think I have the answer for that." "Yeah, in the drawer next to the knives and forks drawer." Soon Gregg had constructed two models out of pencils with 15-inch balloons tied to the tops. She made a few motions, and then the arrangement looked like a balloon tetrahedron. She brought the points of the pencils onto the table, and the balloons arrayed themselves like a four-leaf clover. She said, "If we stand in front of each other as we inflate, and guide our breasts around each other's back, we'll look like this. You put yours under my arms, and I'll put mine over your shoulders. If anything, we'll be forced together rather than apart, and penis size won't matter." Beth asked, "What about the other part, about deflating? I don't see how we could manage it at that size." "What if we just tied a string to the end of the hose and brought it out with us? We could use it to pull the hose free of the mouth of the balloon. I could tie it loosely around my wrist to keep from dropping it, because I don't think we'd be able to bend over." "You're right, we probably couldn't. In fact, I was thinking about what you were saying earlier about being on our backs. If we didn't do this thing around each other, we'd probably get knocked onto them as the centers of our breasts got pushed higher off the ground than where they meet our chests. Then we'd have nipples in the air for sure," Beth laughed. "True enough. Even so, I don't think anybody'd notice." Gregg was beginning to rationalize. Her breast fixation, as strong as Beth's, was starting to drive her to take more chances. "But I'd rather be next to you anyway, sweetheart." The mere fact that they both agreed to go to such enormous extremes in an environment as exposed as the back yard showed how well matched they were, and how their new abilities had drowned out their inhibition. "It's pretty late right now, though, Gregg honey. Why don't we leave this idea for next weekend, okay? Let's get started bringing your stuff in from the car." Beth went back out to the car and grabbed some of Gregg's stuff. Gregg got the helium tank and then went back to help Beth with her stuff. Soon they had it all inside. The helium tank sitting in the middle of the living room soon presented a temptation. Agreeing to postpone their outdoor adventure, Gregg nonetheless was not yet willing to call it a night. She stripped. She pulled out a red balloon, and said to Beth, "Care to join me?" Then she fastened it to the nozzle of the helium tank. Beth went back to the bedroom to deflate her air-breasts, undressing along the way. "I'll be right back. You can start without me." As Gregg turned the valve, she felt the feeling as the night before of filling up with gas. But this time, as her breasts increased in size, they began pulling upward. Instead of growing straight out in front of her as with air, or obeying gravity as with the salad oil, her boobs began rising as they grew. As she reached the 3-foot mark, she reached for the valve to turn it off, despite the fact that she had a hard time seeing the tank with her breasts in her face. Just before she did, Beth finally came back and touched the balloon. SMACK! Her instantly massive and buoyant boobs hit her in the face, momentarily stunning her. Gregg shut off the valve, and laughed. Beth recovered, and laughed too. "This is kind of inconvenient, don't you think?" Beth mumbled from behind her personal flotation devices. "If we could do our whole bodies, like I mentioned before, this wouldn't be as much of a problem, because our whole bodies would go up with us." Gregg said, "Well, okay, but let's just use air. The helium of our breasts will suffice to keep us up, if we go all the way to our body weight." So each one took a red balloon, inverted it, and pumped it up by herself, because they had different weights. Soon they were nearly transparent and floating on the ceiling. As they went up, so did their cocks, and they reached for each other. With three-foot breasts and very little mass, they found it difficult to coordinate with each other, but finally they managed. They were both very moist, but the sensation was odd as it was like suds, and their skin had become so much like latex. In fact, while they couldn't see the inside workings of their bodies, they could see where their penises had impaled the other. Periodically the moisture wasn't enough and they would get stuck in each other. With some dedicated effort they were able to free themselves. Eventually they reached orgasm. As they did, they were able to see each other ejaculate, being transparent as they were. The ejaculation took the oddest form yet. It was like bubbles being blown from their penises, which floated all around inside their bodies and faded from view as they did so. They watched this spectacle while remaining coupled and bouncing against the ceiling until both realized that their erections were not subsiding. When they tried to remove themselves, they found that the moisture had completely evaporated and they were stuck but good. But rather than be upset by this turn of events, they merely resigned themselves to their fate for the time being and held each other close. Soon they were, once again, asleep in intimate contact. When they awoke at 6:00 the next morning, each had to go to work, so things were a little more imperative. They were not on the ceiling anymore, though; the helium balloon had diffused quite quickly overnight. They had settled lightly on the coffee table during the night. It took about 5 minutes to get apart by stretching and pulling each other. Before either one deflated her red balloon, however, they each had to pee bad. What happened then was as much of a surprise as the ejaculation the night before. Little clear yellow bubbles expanded from the tip of Beth's penis, flew down to the toilet, and popped on contact with the water, leaving little yellow rings. Gregg of course had to sit down to pee, but was able to see through herself and see the same thing happening. They came from her pussy and her dick. Then she needed to take a dump. Now. "Oh no," she thought. "Now what?" She wished that she had had time to deflate, but the need was so strong and sudden she had no choice but to go, and began loosening her sphincter. When she did, a clear brown sphere grew from her butt. Realizing how gross it was, she nonetheless called Beth in to see the bubble. No, more than a bubble, it was a balloon, because it didn't pop on contact. And as she pushed, she could hear it inflate. It grew to about 3 inches in diameter and then disconnected itself from her. She wasn't done yet, though. Two more of similar sizes came out and settled on the surface of the water. Finally one of them popped. The stench of methane was apparent, and the little pieces of the balloon looked like latex the exact color of normal human waste. As they watched, fascinated by this unusual variation on normal body processes, one of the other two popped, and they could see the pieces slowly dissolving. They seemed to be a form of latex-like shit. Gregg wiped, and discovered there the only residue from the experience was the little pieces of brown latex that clung to her butt from the popped shit-balloons. There had been little residue at all from the yellow bubbles, but some had remained. They left the one remaining balloon to pop on its own, but made sure to put the lid down so it wouldn't get everywhere. This episode had so intrigued them that they decided to eat breakfast in their current state to see how that worked too. Soon they discovered that things put into their bodies remained visible until becoming a part of them, when they became visible as a flurry of transparent spheres which disappeared. When Beth decided to try a bulimic trick she had learned in summer camp, they discovered that anything expelled out of their bodies would do so in the form of a bubble or balloon. Apparently the determining factor between bubbles and balloons was whether the substance involved would have been liquid or solid, respectively, from a normal body. The transition point for food was swallowing. Gregg handed Beth an object that could be swallowed but not digested, a bright copper penny. After Beth swallowed it, it became a little clear copper-colored sphere they could see floating around. After five minutes, it had not faded away, so they knew that body processes were still at work. Beth threw it up, and being solid, it came out as a balloon. They debated whether to pop it or watch what happened when they deflated their balloons to revert their bodies back. Eventually they decided to do both by swallowing another penny. Now they had two balloons. They popped one, which shattered with a little "ting!" sound. Gregg accidentally stuck Beth with the needle. As it was happening, she feared the worst. But rather than popping like a balloon, Beth bled little red bubbles that clung to her skin. Before going and deflating themselves, Beth let herself drool a little. Even that came out as a bubbly foam. They noticed that their penises were still erect, but not particularly sensitive, nor were they particularly horny. The two transparent balloon-people finally deflated their balloons, and grateful for the traction of the returned weight, returned to see the pennies. The one they had popped looked as it had before, but the other one had reverted to a penny. When they saw this, they went back to the toilet. Sure enough, there was one small turd among the brown latex. Finally they flushed it, and then they got into the shower. By this time it was 7:00. Gregg had to be at work at 8:00 and Beth by nine, so they didn't distract themselves as they showered. Well, not purposely. They were washing each other, and when they washed each others' privates, there was some response, but neither followed up on it. Beth put Gregg in a plain pair of panties and a heart-crossing bra, with knee-high hose. She dressed Gregg in a flowery ankle-length sundress and limited the makeup to just mascara and lipstick. She brushed out Gregg's hair and curled it into a nice flowing mane that looked natural. "That," she said, "is how we do it quick." It had taken all of 15 minutes. Gregg had been watching herself in the mirror, looking at what Beth was doing and observing the effects. She was fairly confident in her ability to repeat the steps. She thought that she looked pretty good, and said so. "That's pretty good. This is a nice-looking but understated look suitable for a schoolteacher. And it's low- maintenance." "Speaking of maintenance, do you want to start a skin-care regimen? And we've got to get you shaved, pits and legs and bikini. We need to start on that tonight," Beth said. "And here's your purse. Your keys and your wallet are in it, as well as the lipstick and mascara I used on you." "Thanks. I hadn't thought about the skin care issue," Gregg confessed. "But I guess I should. What do you do? Your skin looks pretty good." "Thanks sweetie. Really, I don't do much. I use a loofah periodically and a moisturizer every night. Well, except for these last couple." Beth grinned. Gregg smiled back. "I hope I haven't disrupted your schedule." "Not at all. I'm not religious about it. I enjoyed what we did, and I never even thought about my face. We can keep doing that forever, as far as I'm concerned, instead of moisturizing. I love you, honey." "I love you too." They walked hand in hand to the door, where Gregg left Beth with a kiss. "See you tonight." "Bye." Beth got dressed in a similar outfit and similar makeup to Gregg's, but pulling her hair back into a ponytail, no longer wishing to titillate now that she had found someone she intended to stay with. She did make one change, however. She inflated a blue round balloon until it just met the size of her breasts, then tied it off. She had meant what she said the afternoon before about wanting freedom from bras, and besides only one came near fitting her well enough to wear for eight hours. So, she would leave the house with naturally sized but unnaturally buoyant boobs. Of course, she still had her extra equipment, as did Gregg. However, this would be the first time she would be clothed and in public for a long time since the change. Gregg had an advantage; her new equipment was internal, and she had had a lifetime of experience dealing with her external equipment. Beth's problem was the result of the opposite situation. She had a lifetime of experience with her internal parts and external parts were new to her. Which reminded her of something. "I hope she doesn't start today," she thought. Thinking about it, though, she realized that Gregg's monthly cycle would have started when he made the change to she, which was early yesterday afternoon. So she had about 28 days before she started her period again and started menstruating, which is the shedding of the old uterine lining to make room for a new one. A period is usually considered to start with menstrual flow, but Gregg's case was different. She wouldn't have to make room for the new lining developing right now; there was no old one. And within a couple of months, they'd be in sync, as happens when women live together. She pulled her copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves" off the shelf and opened it up to the section on menarche. She left it open on the coffee table and made a mental note to cover it with Gregg when she got home. She went to work. The whole day, it seemed that she was simply vibrating with energy. One of her co-workers, Susan, who had called Saturday, noticed it and said, "Are you in love? Is it Greg?" "Oh yes," she said. "We have so much more in common than I'd dreamed." "So he really opened up to you?" "Yes he did. I opened up to him, too. We let it all hang out, and we've both changed a lot this last weekend. We were just floating on air." "Speaking of the weekend, I noticed Friday and again today that you seem a little fuller-figured than before. It's why I called Saturday. Did you have anything done?" asked Susan. "Nope. It's just a technique I learned about Thursday after work. I read this pamphlet and did what it said, and they just got like this within hours. This is all me, no silicone. If I could find it again, I'd do it again, and also share the wealth, but I haven't seen it since. I have been able to change them a little by using what I remember, but just to make them firmer. Friday I wore a bra, but today this is free-standing." "Wow. It's like you're defying gravity. So what's the story with your outfit Friday?" "Well, I guess I was feeling a little proud of my new chest, so I decided to show off. I even wore my push-up bra, even though it was too small. All my bras are too small now, and my tops fit tight. I guess that's one of the things you don't think about when you hear about people having surgery. But today I'm more subdued, don't you think?" Susan replied, "Yeah, but you can still see your chest is bigger. So, back to Greg. You two getting serious or what?" "Yeah. We've moved in together." "With -- Greg?!?" Susan had been one of the rumor-spreaders. "Yeah. He's like a whole different person since this weekend. We got his stuff moved in yesterday. And I'm helping him with some personal changes he's been going through. I've gone through some changes myself, that he's helped me with. We're a lot more alike than I ever would have thought. We just seem to fit together." "Speaking of fitting together, what about the sex? Has there been a change there too?" "More than I can hope to express. Last night, we just bounced off the ceiling, and didn't come down till this morning. In fact, it was like we were stuck together, even asleep." "Wow. Sounds like you've found a keeper. So are you thinking of marriage?" "Sort of. We're together for the long haul, certainly. There's a bit of a problem we'll have to work around, but a wedding is definitely a possibility. I'm thinking we might build up to it with a kind of intimate bonding ceremony, just the two of us. We'll perform a little ritual or something, and then work up to marriage." "What kind of ritual? Something dark like drinking each other's blood?" Susan was a little bit into Gothic imagery. "Nothing so far out. Just something," Beth answered. "Just something between the two of us." "Like what?" Susan pressed. "I don't know. Something irrevocable but trivial, like burning a piece of paper, taking bites out of an apple, or popping a balloon. You know, something that when it's done, it can't be undone." "Oh, okay. Sounds like a good idea. So what's this problem you'll have to work around?" "Well, he might have a bit of trouble securing a marriage license. The identity he's been using doesn't quite match up to his birth certificate. We might have to do some hedging to get there. Besides, we haven't discussed it yet. But if it happens, I can promise it'll be a unique ceremony." "How so? Have you already started planning it in your head?" "Not really. The circumstances of our relationship, and to a certain extent Gregg's identity situation, make uniqueness more or less a given." "What circumstances?" Susan asked. "It's a long story. Tell you what. Why don't you come over around seven o'clock for dinner, and we'll both tell you about it." Beth had resolved to tell Susan the whole story. Eventually all their friends and family would have to be told, anyway, before they ran into them in public. "Okay, seven it is. Should I bring something?" "Just an open mind," Beth said cryptically. "All righty then, see you tonight." With that, they both turned their attention back to work. Gregg's day had been uneventful during class. She noticed that the students were more rowdy with a female substitute than with a male substitute, and almost forgot to use the ladies' room instead of the men's, but otherwise nothing much happened. When Gregg arrived home, she saw the open book on the coffee table and began reading it. By the time Beth arrived home, she had a pretty good understanding of her body, at least theoretically. She had yet to experience the different phases of her cycle and the accompanying hormone changes, and the resulting effects like mood changes and bloating. Beth came in and saw Gregg reading the book, and said, "I was meaning to go over that with you, but it looks like you've started on your own. Do you have any questions about it?" "Yeah. What does it feel like when you start menstruating?" "Kind of like when you're wet for sex, only not all over the whole area. You can feel the flow as it creeps through your vagina. Actually, not so much your vagina, because there aren't very many nerve endings there, but when it reaches your labia. And by then it's about ready to come out; you don't have but a few moments to take care of it before it does." "Can you clamp down and head it off?" "Not really. You can tighten your vagina with muscle contractions, but the flow just continues to seep through. You need to get something to catch it or you'll ruin your pants. This is why women keep track of their cycles, so they can be prepared and have something in place when it's likely to start. Otherwise, you can be caught unprepared and have no way to take care of it." "When do you think I'll start my first period, and what about the risk of pregnancy? For me and you both." "I'm guessing in about four weeks. I figure your cycle starts from when your organs developed. Usually the start of the cycle is marked by the period, but your uterus hadn't had an opportunity to build up its lining to shed. It's starting to build one up now, and you should ovulate in about two weeks. Until then, you can have sex without protection without worry. "For myself, I have anywhere from four days to a week before ovulation, so I'm pretty safe there. Plus I was wearing a diaphragm Sunday, until we got dressed to go out, so that's additional protection," Beth finished. "So how was your day at work?" Gregg asked. She was looking for an opening to tell Beth about her encounter with Angela. "Okay. I talked with Susan a little. She saw how happy I was and noticed my chest, and I wound up telling her a lot about what's happened between us these last few days, although not in so many words. I said I got these breasts from reading a holistic medicine brochure. I told her to come over tonight for the full story, and she'll be by around seven. I hope that's okay. I figured we'd have to start telling people sooner or later. But if you're not ready tonight, I can call and cancel." Beth had noticed an odd look come across Gregg's face as she spoke. "No, that's not a problem. I was just thinking that I should probably go get started on the shaving. Hopefully I'll be done by the time Susan gets here." "Be careful. It won't be like shaving your face, I'll bet. And especially be careful in the bikini area. I'll start dinner." Gregg decided to save that area for last, and so when Susan arrived, she had just finished shaving her pits, which was difficult considering the reaching around she had to do. She heard Susan arrive, and decided to put off the bikini shaving. She rinsed off, and decided to go with a gender-neutral look for Susan's benefit. She called Beth into the bedroom, using as low a voice as she could. "Beth, what do you think? I think I should go in there looking pretty unfeminine, to lessen the shock. I propose that I pull my hair back with just a rubber band, wear some of my old men's clothes, and no makeup." "I agree, except for the men's clothes part. I think you should wear the stretch jeans we were going to use Sunday, and a clingy top with no bra. If you go in men's clothes, Susan might not understand how thoroughly you've changed. But don't tuck." "But didn't you say that I could pass for a woman even in men's clothes?" "Yes, but that was for strangers. People who knew you before won't appreciate the subtlety, if you mute all your feminine traits. You have to show them something." "I guess you're right. Okay, then, I'll be out shortly." Beth went back into the living room, where Susan was waiting on the couch. "What was that about?" she asked. Beth replied, "Nothing major. You'll see when Gregg comes out." In a few minutes, Gregg had her face scrubbed and was wearing the stretch jeans and one of Beth's t-shirts, which, while completely covering her torso, was tight enough to leave little doubt about what was under it. Also, having not tucked in, there was a noticeable bulge in the crotch of the jeans. When she looked in the mirror, she saw a woman who looked like Greg's twin sister. Without makeup, the resemblance was truly striking. Her face had merely gotten smoother, her features finer. She knew Susan would have no trouble recognizing her as Greg transformed. Beth and Susan were setting the table. Gregg walked into the dining room, and said in her lowest possible voice, "Hello, Susan, glad you could make it." Then she struck a pose. Susan said, "Hi Greg. What's up?" Then she looked up from the place setting. Her jaw fell open and stayed that way for about five seconds. Recovering slowly, she said, "Wha... wha... how... what happened to you?!?" "Basically, the same thing that happened to Beth. We've discovered something that has allowed us to be the people we truly want to be. Beth kind of misrepresented how it works to you today at work -- she said it was a brochure she read. I'll let her tell you the rest. We can start in on dinner now, or we can wait till after you've heard the story." "I think I can wait on dinner, if it can wait. Is that okay, Beth?" Susan was having a little trouble regaining her composure after seeing Gregg. "Sure. I'll just put everything on 'low.' I'm sorry I didn't tell you the whole truth today at work, but even that story isn't as miraculous as what actually happened." They moved to the living room and sat on the sofa, Susan on one end, and Beth and Gregg together on the other. "You probably won't believe me, but I can prove what I'm saying is true. Thursday, I found this old curiosity shop downtown, at Third and Chestnut. Inside, in the toy section, there was this box of balloons. I thought it was odd for an old curio shop to have something like that, because rubber rots as it ages. But when I picked it up, it looked brand new. What really grabbed my attention, though, were the words on it. 'Magic Balloons -- Increase Breast Size As They Inflate!' "I was rather skeptical, but I figured if nothing else I could use them for parties, or even to stuff my bra with, filled with water. I bought them and took them home. Imagine my surprise when they actually worked!" "Wait a minute. You're saying that you got this chest from blowing up a magic balloon? I think I'm going to have to call you on that one. What you told me at work, I can sort of believe that; I have a friend who swears by that book, 'Think and Grow Breasts.' But balloons? Come on." Susan had a look of scorn on her face. "I told you I could prove it, and I can. Wait here." Beth went and got the balloon she had used that morning to provide her breasts with buoyancy, and brought it back into the living room. She untied it, and said to Susan, "Now, watch my chest as the balloon deflates. You'll see it start to sag a little. It won't shrink, because of something else I did to it, but I'll go from firm to soft. Watch." She let the air out of the balloon, and felt her breasts get heavier as the air went away. Susan watched, amazed. Soon, however, she had regained her skepticism. "You could have done that with a trick or something, because I can't see what's under your dress. You might have some sort of air bladder in there. And that doesn't explain Greg here. What's with him?" "That's 'her' now. But my name's still Gregg, just with two 'G's on the end. I underwent the same procedure, and one of the side effects was feminization of my body." "I still don't believe that a balloon could do this." "All right, you try it. I hope you're not wearing anything too tight." Beth handed the blue balloon over to Susan. Susan took a deep breath, blew into the balloon and almost immediately felt the change in her breasts. Susan's natural C-cups didn't expand in size at first, but the weight lifted from them and they rose on her chest as she puffed. Then they began to expand. By the time she had expended a full breath into the balloon, they were F- cups. She looked down. "Oh my God," she said. Then she let go of the balloon, sending it flying across the room. As her chest collapsed, she noticed her bra and top were stretched out. "So now do you believe me?" Beth asked. "Yeah, I do. So this is how you got bigger, blowing up balloons? Then why are you so normal-looking now? Just now, mine were like yours were a minute ago, firm and light. Yours look like regular breasts." "Well, that's part of the magic. Whatever you use to fill the balloon, is the way your breasts behave. If you use water, they'll be heavy and sloshy. If you use air, they'll be light, firm, and bouncy. They come in different sizes, you can really get ridiculously big. I used salad oil to make mine look like fatty tissue. Gregg did the same. And we did something to make the change permanent: we popped our balloons. When you pop one, the change stays. Gregg here can't go back to looking like she was. She can have a breast reduction, but you can see there's been more changed on her than just tits." "So that's what you meant by Gregg's identity problem. You're right, the identity she's using doesn't match her birth certificate." Susan smiled. "Not all of the changes we've made to our bodies right now are permanent, but the breasts are. But that's not the only kind of balloon I discovered. I sort of proved, at least in my own case, one of Freud's theories. And Gregg is as female as she appears, but still has that 'something extra.'" Susan paused a moment. "I'm guessing you're referring to your nether regions, right? I can see Gregg still has his, I mean her, old male equipment. So how can -- she -- be completely female? And what Freud theory are you talking about?" "Um, penis envy. I have a fully functioning set, balls and all, in addition to what I was born with. And Gregg has a female system, complete down to ovaries, above her male parts." "The balloons did this? I didn't feel anything, and I'm pretty sure I would have noticed a penis growing in my panties." "Not that kind of balloon. There was another kind of balloon that must have gotten into the box by mistake. It was one of those animal- twisty balloons. When I tried it, I thought I would get odd-looking, sausage-shaped breasts. Instead, it turned my clitoris into a penis. I was so stunned, I didn't realize how long the balloon was until it stopped inflating. By then, it was five feet long. You get balls if you twist the end out like animal balloon legs. "I went back to the curio shop Saturday morning. Sure enough, there was a box labeled 'Magic Balloons -- Increase Penis Size As They Inflate!' I bought them and took them home. They don't correspond to the inflation substance like the round ones do, and they don't have the same side effects, but they work. And when they're turned inside out, they don't grow penises, they grow vaginas. Gregg's female anatomy was created by using the longest size, turned inside out. Shorter sizes create less complete female systems." "Wow. So Gregg, you could have a baby now?" "I could, but because the birth canal's not in the usual place, it might be difficult to deliver." "How'd that happen? I would have figured it would have formed in the usual place." "Well, the first time it happened to me, it did. In fact, my penis disappeared in the process, and I was completely a woman. But these balloons do different things when you use more than one at a time without popping the previous ones. After the first experience, I experimented a little, and now Beth and I line up." "So you both have male and female parts? That's hard to believe. I mean, I believe you, but it's hard to imagine." Beth and Gregg looked at each other. Silently, a decision was reached. Gregg said, "We can show you, if you want. I mean, we want you to know what has happened to us, because you're our friend. This is not a pass or anything, we'll be totally clinical for you. Do you want to see?" "Only if you're sure you don't mind. I don't want to pry, or impose, but I think I would like to see how you look now. Just to get a better understanding." Susan spoke with deference. Beth said, "Okay, we'll be right back." They went into the bedroom and removed all their clothing. Beth removed her makeup, too, in order to better match Gregg's appearance. She also pulled her hair back like Gregg's. Gregg said, "She's taking this really well, don't you think?" "Yes, she is. I guess she took me at my word about bringing an open mind," replied Beth. They went back into the living room stark naked. Susan gaped for a moment when she saw Beth's penis and testicles, more so when she saw Gregg's upside-down anatomy. "So does everything work? I mean, what happens when you have an orgasm? Or when you pee?" Gregg spoke up. "I'll answer; your second question first. I pee from both orifices. I have to sit down and lean over forwards when I go. As for your first question, it depends on the stimulation. Late Sunday morning we went at it like rabbits, and I had a lot of different sensations. Sometimes both systems would be in sync to where I'd have both orgasms at once, sometimes not, and occasionally one would not be ready and I'd just have one system's orgasm. I like the female one better. The sensations aren't as immediate, nor as localized, but they're more intense, and they go through my entire body. I'll leave it to Beth to explain to you the female how the male orgasm feels." Beth said, "Before I get into that, I'll tell you that I don't pee through both orifices. My penis wasn't created from whole cloth; it was converted from my clitoris, and is adapted from my existing anatomy. The only urethra I have now is the one in my penis. So I can pee standing up. If I blow up one of the twisty balloons real short, I can have another clitoris. I haven't yet done that and had to pee at the same time, but I have had multiple penises, each with its own urethra, so I'm guessing that recreating my clit would recreate my vaginal urethra too. "The male orgasm, like Gregg said, isn't a whole-body experience. It's pretty much centered in the penis and groin. That's not to say it lacks in intensity, though. Compared to the female orgasm, it's not as dramatic, maybe, but it's still orgasmic. The ejaculation feels wonderful. In fact, since having a penis, more of my female orgasms have been ejaculatory, I guess in sympathetic response. The thing I notice is that the male orgasm feels like I'm expending energy, while the female orgasm feels like I'm gaining energy." Susan was hesitant. "Um, this is probably pushing things too far, but can I touch you? Just to, like, examine the transformations. Gregg? Beth? I'll understand if you say no." Beth said, "Okay with me. How about you, Gregg?" Gregg said, "If you're okay, I'm okay. Susan, we are at your disposal. What did you have in mind?" Susan got up from the couch and walked over to Gregg. "I wanted to know how real your femininity was, so I was thinking I'd examine your breasts and your private parts. You're sure you won't mind if I put my finger up in there?" Gregg said, "We said we'd be clinical about this. I've never had a gynecological exam, I've only been like this since Sunday morning. But hands are better than cold metal, I'm sure. Go ahead." Susan ran her hands over Gregg's breasts, feeling the texture of the skin and the heft of each breast. When she ran her hand near one nipple, it hardened. "Are you cold?" she asked, with a little smirk. "Actually, yes. Don't take all the credit." Gregg grinned. "So, if someone sticks you with a needle, do you ooze salad oil?" "No, no matter what you fill the balloon with, the breasts are always normal flesh. I'd bleed." "Does that make the change permanent too?" "No, just popping the balloon." Susan said, "Okay, I'm going in." She put a finger in Gregg's vagina, noticing as she did how complete Gregg's anatomy was. She noted the presence of the clitoris in the labial area, and the urethra just inside the vagina. As far as she could tell, Gregg was real. The exploration of her vagina caused Gregg's penis to twitch. There was no arousal, but there was movement. Susan noticed. "Am I doing that?" she asked. "Yes, but there's no significance to it. This is a sufficiently non-sexual experience that it's not aroused. It's just responding to the contact," Gregg responded. Susan stepped to Beth and said, "That brings me to you. Girl, I didn't press the matter just now with Gregg because I figure whatever's been there her whole life probably works fine. But I kind of want to see your response." She turned to Gregg. "Look, Gregg, I know you two are a couple. And the last thing I want to do is get between you. But I would be really interested to see someone I've known for years as a woman get off as a man." Gregg said, "I understand. As long as it's just masturbation, okay? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with anything more than that. But the real question lies with Beth. Beth, honey, are you uncomfortable with the idea of jacking off in front of Susan?" Beth thought a moment. "Um, a little bit, but we've gone this far, so okay. But don't you want to examine me first?" Susan said, "Actually, now that you bring it up, I would. But I don't want to check out your breasts; I'm sure they're as real-feeling as Gregg's. I just want to see the parts of you that are different." With that, she knelt down and examined Beth's penis and scrotum. She held the penis between her thumb and forefinger and moved it this way and that, looking at the foreskin, which of course had never been removed. "I've never seen an uncut member before," she said. She felt of the scrotum, feeling the testes inside. At one point, she squeezed too hard, and Beth yelped. "Sorry. Yep, those are real," Susan said. She lifted the scrotum and saw how it blended underneath into her vulva, the seam of her scrotum becoming the dividing line between her labia. She stopped there. "Again, just the different parts. Well, I'm done here. Can you show me now how it works?" She went back to the sofa and sat down. Beth was very self-conscious. She had a little bit of performance anxiety, and she had difficulty becoming hard. Susan offered, "Maybe if the setting weren't so clinical, you could get started easier. Gregg, I'm not suggesting you two put on a show for me, but maybe your touch would help Beth along." Gregg put her hand on Beth's shoulder. "Honey, if you can't do this, it's okay. I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do." Susan spoke up. "That's right. I'm sorry if I seemed callous a second ago. I was just really curious, and it made me forget what an odd request I was making of you. Listen, I could get one of those balloons and do it to myself if that would be better." Beth said, "Well, that would work, but the process is unnatural the first time you use the balloon. You're immediately erect, and you have to pee afterwards. I've already been through that stage, and my responses are more natural. If you want to see the natural male sexual response, you'd have to watch me or Gregg. But I gather from what you've said that seeing Gregg doesn't interest you. You want to see me whom you know as a woman, perform as a man, right?" "Right. I'd also like to see Gregg, whom I knew as a man, perform as a woman, but that's not feasible, because the female response is rather subtle and mostly internal, and so wouldn't be as visible. But if I could see her get moist and see her clitoris erect, that'd cover most of the bases. "The reason I didn't ask Gregg is one: I don't know her as well as I know you, and two: I know how difficult it can be to stimulate the female sexuality. I figured the tactile reflex of the penis would make it respond better," said Susan. "Are you sure your interest is just clinical curiosity?" asked Gregg. "Are you sure you're not just a little excited by the idea?" Susan stopped at this. "What are you saying?" Beth said, "Gregg and I have gotten a lot closer since we've changed. I think what she's saying -- stop me if I'm wrong, honey -- is that if you were more intimately involved, we might all feel more comfortable, and you'd be better able to judge the response. I know part of what's making me feel non-sexual is the feeling that I'm on display. While I don't mind displaying myself for you anatomically, it's a real hindrance to an erection. Or, for that matter, the female erection. Right, Gregg?" "Right, sweetheart. I guess what we're saying is maybe we should release our inhibitions and have a three-way." "Are you sure? I mean, I've heard of situations where people have had three-ways with people they knew, and then jealousy started lingering afterward, eventually ruining the relationship. I wouldn't want to be responsible for doing that to you two." "We both invited you. I think Beth and I are too well-suited for each other to let someone stand between us. So, does the idea interest you? If not, we should probably call it a night." "Yes, I'm interested. Very. I don't know if I'm gay or what, but I'm interested. Can I get one of those round balloons? I think I'd like to see what life is like with really big breasts. Maybe later, if I'm feeling daring, I can try one of the long ones, too." Beth, feeling much more comfortable now that the clinical atmosphere had dissipated, asked, "How big do you want to get? We have sizes up to twelve feet, but we can't really use them in this small house. We've never tried that size ourselves." "Twelve feet! Wow. I can understand why you haven't; you'd crush yourselves. What other sizes do you have?" "Six feet, three feet, eighteen inches, twelve inches, nine inches, and seven inches. Even the smallest size is pretty damn big when fully inflated. Imagine your chest sticking out seven inches." "Yeah, that would be pretty damn big. But I think I'd like to try the eighteen-inch size. Might as well go for the gusto, but any bigger than that and I don't think I could get around very well." "This is true. We've tried three-foot together before, and we just about couldn't mate up with them in the way. Gregg, should we tell her the other part of what we did?" "I don't see why not." Beth went to get the requested balloon. Gregg continued, "Susan, if you turn the round balloons inside out, the effect is that your body mass is affected by the equivalent volume of inflation substance's mass. As it progresses, your body becomes more and more like a body-shaped balloon. If you go farther than your body volume, you begin to inflate like a balloon. Your body still works normally, but all the processes are drastically changed. Everything that goes all the way into you or comes out of you becomes a bubble or balloon. If it's solid, it becomes a balloon. If it's liquid, it becomes a bubble. You can see it inside you, too, until it's absorbed by the body, which doesn't take long in that form. Things which aren't absorbed stay in balloon form. All of them revert when you deflate the balloon, unless they've been popped." "Oh, neat! Do the balloons have mouths, too?" "No, they're completely perfectly spherical." "What do you mean, 'all the way in'?" "Well, if you swallow something, for instance. If it goes in a body cavity and the opening is closed behind it." "So, if you had a tampon or suppository and inserted it all the way into your vagina or rectum, it would become a balloon?" "I'm guessing yes, although we didn't try that." "And if someone sticks you with a needle?" "I scared myself half to death when I realized I was sticking Beth with a needle this morning. But she didn't pop; you can see she's still here. She just bled little red bubbles." "Okay, what about waste elimination?" "Number one is little yellow bubbles, number two is brown balloons that inflate for as long as you push. The balloons soften as they sit in the water in the toilet, and eventually pop. The pieces of them, and anything else coming out as a balloon and then popped, are just like latex. The latex has most of the other properties of the substance it corresponds to. They stay that way even if you go back to your normal body. Anything that hasn't popped goes back to the way it should be." Gregg showed Susan the pennies they had experimented with that morning, showing how the little copper-colored pieces of latex reflected light like metal, were metallic to the touch, and rang when they were tapped. But then she pulled on a piece, and it stretched just like rubber. The other penny was just a penny. "This one was a little shiny copper-colored balloon before Beth reverted to her natural state. They were both swallowed by her and vomited by her." "Did you try this with food too then?" "Yes, that's how we discovered the solid/liquid difference. Solid things that had begun to be digested came out as what you would call either thick bubbles or soft balloons. Bubbles resulting from liquids just burst like a soap bubble. They leave little rings on surfaces, but not much else." Beth, walking back into the room, broke in. "I'm sorry to break up this discussion. Weren't we talking about something else before?" In her left hand she had an orange round balloon and a green long balloon. In her right hand she had the air pump. "This green one is for later, if you get to feeling 'daring' like you said. It's a nine- incher. The air pump is so you don't wear yourself out huffing and puffing. I can hook it up to my clap-activated outlet to start it. It also has an automatic shut-off to prevent overinflation. That would be inconvenient, because they swell up almost instantly to twice their rated size and pop, if you overinflate them. That leaves you with breasts also twice the rated size that are a permanent part of you. They can only be removed surgically." Gregg said, "This orange one is the eighteen-inch size you requested. We can share the experience with you or you can go it alone. What do you want to do?" "Well, I think I'd feel less conspicuous if I were sharing the experience. How do we start?" "Put your hand on the balloon any time while it's inflating. If you wait until it's almost finished, the result will be nearly instant. If you do it when the pump starts, it'll be gradual, matching the size of the balloon as it inflates. If you're the last person to touch the balloon before the pump is activated, that'll also work." "I'm ready. Let me get my clothes off, though." Susan felt many things as she stripped: apprehension, exhilaration, fear, and excitement. Apprehension because this was to be her first three-way and only her second same-sex experience. She reflected that it wasn't really a same-sex experience, because neither Gregg nor Beth was entirely female like she was. Exhilaration just from the newness of the experience. Fear from exposing her body for the first time, and from the unusual circumstances. And excitement at what was to happen. As Susan stripped, Beth and Gregg stood close to each other. They held hands, and kissed each other. The kiss was a source of excitement to all three. Beth finally got an erection, and so did Gregg. Finally, Susan was nude. Beth and Gregg each reached for one of Susan's hands and put it to the part they had added. Susan felt Beth's hard cock and Gregg's moist pussy and stiff clit. They were standing in a triangle, shoulders against each other. Beth said, "Are you ready? Touch the balloon." Susan removed her hand from Beth's hard-on and touched the balloon, and Gregg clapped. Susan felt what she had before, the airy feeling in her boobs as they began to grow. Beth and Gregg each touched the balloon, and soon all their breasts were pressing against each other as they expanded. Susan felt the warmth of the flesh on either side of her. She reached back down for Beth's cock and felt it along its shaft. She felt the tip of it and its moisture at the opening. Beth, at the same time, was stroking Gregg's cock with one hand. She had her other hand on Susan's ass cheeks, reaching in toward her pussy from behind. Gregg was feeling of Beth's pussy from behind with one hand and Susan's from the front with the other. The pump cut off. They disengaged briefly, so that Susan could see the final product. All three women (for they all thought of themselves as women, despite whatever male anatomy they might have) had gigantic, eighteen- inch-diameter breasts. Beth's and Gregg's dicks stuck straight out as poles. Gregg's pussy was glistening with wetness, as was Susan's. Beth's could not be seen, but on request from Susan, she lifted her balls out of the way, and Susan could see the moisture there as well. Susan got down on her knees and transferred her attention to Beth's prick. She ran her fingers along its shaft, and circled the tip with her index finger. As she did, her mouth got closer and closer to it, until finally she reached out with her tongue and licked it. Meanwhile, Gregg fingered Beth's pussy with one hand and fondled Susan's breasts with the other. She French-kissed Beth deeply, their tongues intertwining. As she thrusted her tongue, she thrusted her fingers into Beth's ever-wetter pussy. Beth's hands were both on Gregg. One was on her dick, the other in her pussy. She rubbed against Gregg's clit while fingering her, and stroked her cock too. Soon the sensations were too much, and they all lay on the floor. Susan by this time was giving Beth a full-fledged blowjob. Sometimes she would suck Beth's balls into her mouth and tongue her pussy. Beth in turn was doing the same for Gregg, who was upside-down in relation to her, likewise sticking her tongue in Gregg's snatch whenever she could. Gregg was eating Susan's pussy and fondling her breasts. Due to the angle involved, Gregg had to reach around Susan's back to touch her breasts; Susan's body was the only one facing out of the triangle they formed. Gregg's own breasts were being caressed by Beth, whose were being touched by Susan. This soon became uncomfortable for Susan, so she turned around. Now she could no longer tongue Beth's pussy while sucking her balls, but she continued to do both separately. She could reach Beth's breasts much easier now, and Gregg could reach hers. Now they formed a true daisy chain, each one orally pleasuring the next while manually exploring her breasts. They didn't work at a frenzy, but continued steadily to suck and lick each other. No one was intent on orgasm just yet, they were just enjoying the sensations. Susan kept up her intricate dance of mouth and tongue on Beth's dual sets of sexual organs. Beth understood now why men liked blowjobs so much. Her previous experience, when she had given herself one, had been so new to her that she didn't realize the difference when she and Gregg had coupled that first time. She ascribed it to her becoming used to the sensations from her dick. Now she knew: blowjobs are different from intercourse; they're much better. Nothing can beat the action of an articulate set of muscles like the mouth, that can at will provide suction, change shape, and provide friction via the tongue against almost any part of the organ. The difference between intercourse and cunnilingus was much less distinct, unless a man knew how to do it. She could see that it would be almost impossible to do a blowjob wrong. Nonetheless, she concentrated on giving Gregg the best blowjob she'd ever had. Plus, whenever she took the whole shaft in her mouth, she would flick her tongue into Gregg's pussy on over her clit. Gregg, as a result, was very nearly in a frenzy, even though she was fairly relaxed and not frenetic in her motions on Susan's pussy. In order to prolong the experience, she made herself relax and began to focus more on what she was doing to Susan. She occasionally covered the entire opening with her mouth and sucked gently. She probed the vagina furtively with her tongue. She pursed her lips over Susan's clit and slowly drew them off. She licked it lightly and firmly, but never roughly. She also gently licked the areas all around the sides and bottom of Susan's pussy. Susan was likewise having to concentrate on relaxing, because of Gregg's actions. She had never had anyone be so creative and sensitive about eating her pussy before. Gregg really seemed to know what she was doing. Susan usually only came from manual or oral stimulation of her clitoris anyway; intercourse didn't provide the right motions to get her rocks off. But even so, she usually had to help the process along mentally, stoking her own fires. Gregg, however, was bringing her along despite herself. She actually had to do the opposite of what she usually did, and calm herself down, so she could concentrate on Beth. She felt Beth deserved to know what a good blowjob felt like. She didn't know if Beth and Gregg had given each other oral sex, but she figured Gregg would not be experienced in giving blowjobs, no matter her expertise in eating pussy. Susan, on the other hand, had been told more than a few times that her oral skills were among the best. So she sucked and swirled her tongue and licked, and when she felt Beth's penis begin to tense up rhythmically, she pulled off and sucked on Beth's balls and tongued her pussy. As this continued, they each found themselves feeling constantly on the edge of orgasm, even though none had purposefully sought that out for herself. Soon it was too much to bear, and something had to give. And give it did. Gregg was the first to reach the point of no return, and her cock squirted wave after wave of hot sperm into Beth's mouth. At the same time, her pussy gushed with fluid, drenching Beth's chin and neck. The release of Gregg's cum triggered the response in Beth, and while she maintained her suction, draining Gregg dry, she felt herself let go. Her entire body heaved as she felt her semen spurt over and over again into Susan's greedy mouth. Like Gregg, her pussy gushed with fluid, spilling it all over Susan's face. Susan finally let herself come too, prompted by the feeling of the cum filling her mouth as she swallowed, and the sudden strong, rhythmic suction Gregg had begun on her entire pussy. She came like she never had before, triggering her own flood of juices into Gregg's waiting mouth. She was astounded, because she had never had an ejaculatory orgasm, and wasn't sure she could, before then. Then an interesting thing happened. Susan wasn't done yet. She got up and began sucking in earnest on Gregg's left breast. Gregg was surprised at her suction. When Beth had fallen asleep Saturday night with her mouth on Gregg's breast, it had been gentle, more like kissing than sucking. Susan was going at it like a newborn piglet. She seemed to be truly suckling Gregg's enormous breast, as if trying to pull milk from it. Gregg looked down at Susan, then up at Beth. Beth shrugged her shoulders. Then she paused a moment, and went to work on Gregg's other breast. Gregg began to feel something stirring inside her breasts. Since there was a lot to them, soon she felt a lot of stirring. She began to feel that her breasts were getting tense, kind of a minor version of a full bladder feeling. The feeling grew. Soon she couldn't stand it. It felt like her breasts were going to explode. Then something felt like it gave way, and a warm feeling spread from the inside of her breasts outward toward the nipples. She was milking! Susan smiled and rivulets of milk ran down her cheeks, as she continued to suck on Gregg's now-lactating 18-inch breasts. Beth, too, drank greedily from Gregg's bosom. The flow was like a water fountain, and seemed never-ending; Beth and Susan soon could drink no more. But Gregg's breasts kept pouring forth milk, although less dramatically without suction. A puddle was developing on the floor. They brought Gregg over to the kitchen sink, stopped it up, and let her drain until the flow slowed to a trickle, then stopped altogether. When it was done, there was about a half-gallon of milk in the sink, a quart from each breast. Gregg said, "I'm not done, though. I can still feel it inside me. Susan, how did you do that?" "I just knew that breasts that grew as big as ours did as fast as they did would probably be on the verge of lactation. And I figured the best test subject would be you, since you haven't had breasts all your adult life. I'm surprised at how much milk they generate, though. If you're thirsty, Gregg, I'll let you have some of mine." Gregg said, "Well, thank you, Susan. That's mighty neighborly of you. Don't mind if I do." With that, they went back into the living room. Susan lay on the floor on her back. Gregg lay next to her on her side, lining up where she could easily suckle. Beth, not wanting to be left out, curled up on Susan's other side. While she felt full from Gregg's milk, she could still help suckle. She had brought a large bowl from the kitchen to catch Susan's milk when the flow started. Gregg started pulling on the tip of Susan's nipple with suction. Susan said, "Not just the nipple, suck on the whole aureola, or as much as will fit in your mouth." Beth, for her part, was disappointed. Nobody was suckling her, and Gregg would probably be too full to do so after drinking Susan's milk. Gregg caught a piece of that disappointment from Beth, watching her body language through the corner of her eye. She realized what it was centered around, and let off Susan's nipple momentarily. "Honey, I promise I won't fill up on Susan. If anyone fills me up, it'll be you." Beth smiled at this, and they both started back to suckling Susan. Soon Susan was ready to go. As the first drops hit Gregg's mouth, she stopped sucking. She said, "Now that you've, uh, is 'let down' the expression?" The others nodded. "Okay. Now that you've let down, can we take you over to the sink? I want to get started on Beth. Beth, leave that bowl in here, we'll need it for your other breast. Susan, let's get you to the sink." Susan stayed at the sink longer than Gregg had, because virtually none of her milk had drained, so it took longer for the pressure to subside and the milk ducts to close up again. When she was done, they estimated the amount to be about a gallon, two quarts from each breast. "Two quarts! That means we each drank about a quart of milk from you, Gregg. No wonder I feel so full," said Beth. "Now, honey, Susan and I will start on you. If you'd care to lie down?" Gregg motioned to the floor. This time, Beth took the center position, and Susan and Gregg curled up next to her. It seemed to take Beth no time at all to let down. Gregg drank and drank from her lover's breast, until she could drink no more. They borught Beth to the sink, where she drained out about three quarts before stopping, including what had dribbled into the bowl from the breast Susan had been sucking but did not drink from. "I wonder why you were so quick?" Gregg wondered aloud to Beth. "There are a lot of other ways to stimulate the lactation reflex besides suckling," said Susan. "Lactating women can be stimulated to produce milk by the sound of a baby's cry, or seeing another mother nursing, or just by thinking about nursing. It's my guess that Beth's reflex was stimulated by the last two, especially when you told her she'd be next." "Well, we're all still full, aren't we? I wonder what happens if we deflate?" asked Beth. "I don't know. I'm not sure I want to find out just yet," said Susan, "because for one thing, all the excess milk might be retained in our normal breasts, which would be pretty painful until we express it. For another thing, I'm not ready to go back yet. In fact, I guess you could say I'm feeling a little daring." Beth and Gregg looked at each other, sharing a look and a smile. Once she saw what could be done, Susan too wanted to experiment. Beth said, "Okay, here's your balloon. Don't let me touch it from now until the pump stops, or I'll grow another one. Gregg is okay, it'll just make hers longer. Have at it." Gregg added, "No, don't let me touch it either. I like me just the way I am. Plus I don't want to have to pee. It's inconvenient given my anatomy. Beth, I oughta get you to make another clit for yourself, just so you'll have to sit down to pee again." They both smiled. Beth had been considering just such an act, but for a different reason. Her orgasms were not as well defined with her penis acting as a penis and as a substitute clitoris. She wanted to get back the full female experience too, which had been suffering in comparison since her transformation. "Maybe I will, but not because of that." Beth grinned. Gregg understood. Meanwhile, Susan had attached the green twisty balloon to the pump. She joked, "Stand back folks, I don't want this to hit anybody." Then she activated the pump. The first thing she felt was as if her clit were becoming erect and aroused. It stiffened in place. Then she felt it swelling. She looked down, and saw a small protrusion growing from the top of her vulva, with a little opening at the end. Soon there was an entire tip of a penis there at the crest of her mound. It began to grow outward, the foreskin pulling back as it went. Five, six, seven, eight inches it grew. Finally, at nine inches, throbbing and complete with visible veins, the pump stopped and so did Susan's new penis. It hung there in the air. Susan realized that it sort of felt like her clit was cold. She looked at it for a few seconds, then said, "Where are my balls? Beth, you have them." Beth pulled the balloon from the hose and tied it off. She twisted the end of the balloon into the two sections and wrapped them around each other, and Susan was complete. "Oh, that felt weird." Beth said, "Touch it. It jumps." Susan did, and it did. "Wow. I want to fuck something." She started stroking her own dick. "This feels great! It's like having a really long clit or something, that can stand lots of direct contact." Gregg stepped up to her, and said, "If you think you're man enough now, I'm woman enough now." She pulled Susan into her, her swelling cock rising and rubbing along Susan's pussy. When that happened, Susan said, "Oh my God, I forgot that was even there! You two really are lined up for each other. And now I am too." Beth stepped closer. "How do you feel about anal sex? I've been the recipient a few times, but I was never comfortable. I want to try it this way," she said, motioning at her growing erection, "but I don't want to force myself on anyone. I'd ask Gregg, but she's not likely to have ever received, and it would probably hurt too much. You and I have talked about sex a lot. Has anybody ever tried it with you?" Susan was momentarily stricken. This was not the question she was expecting. But she recovered quickly. "I've done it a few times. It was painful at first, until I learned to loosen up and enjoy it. I don't get off on it, though." She thought a moment, and continued, "I have another idea, though. We can do that too, but at some point I think we should try this: Let Gregg fuck you from underneath me, and you can fuck me doggie style while I'm fucking Gregg. How does that sound? I'm game either way. Surprise me." Beth considered her options. "Let's --" Susan interrupted. "I said surprise me. Let me have it." So Beth took her pussy juices and lathered up her cock with them. She approached Susan from behind, and, guiding Gregg's cock into her pussy, began pressing her own dick into Susan's ass. She could feel Susan literally "loosen up" as she worked her way into the rectum, but it was still a very tight fit. In fact, she could hardly move at first. Then she began making longer and longer strokes. The feeling was incredible. It wasn't as good as a blowjob, but it was definitely good, maybe a little better than intercourse. She came to a similar realization about why so many of the men she had been intimate with eventually wanted to try it as she had about blowjobs. Despite her excitement, she found the focus to say something about it. "Gregg, you've got to try this! Susan, you too." Gregg, who was pretty well occupied on two fronts, slowed down her thrusting. She said, "Tried it. Remember Marie? She actually liked it. Even wanted me to receive, from a dildo. She got as far as the head, and it hurt too much." Susan said, "She should have started with a butt plug. They come in different sizes, and she could have stretched you out before trying to start with the full Monty. That's what finally helped me. Beth, I may take you up on that." Beth wasn't really concerned about prolonging her orgasm, because she knew it wasn't doing anything for Susan. So she shot her load rather quickly, and this time without an accompanying flood from her vagina. The continued stimulation from Gregg, however, soon had her hard again. She cleaned herself off with some tissue from the coffee table which was just within reach. Then she decided to take Susan up on her earlier offer. As she slid her prick into Susan's wet twat, she said, "Surprise! I decided to do both." "Unh. Yeah, that's a surprise all right. Unh." Beth and Gregg could tell from Susan's relative incoherence that she was nearing orgasm. Beth wasn't there again yet, so she and Gregg slowed down. Finally, Beth was able to accelerate her response so that she was nearly ready. She grunted with the effort of ejaculating again so soon after the previous orgasm. When she did let go, she moaned as she ejaculated into Susan's pussy and onto Gregg's penis. At the same time, Gregg had been waiting for Beth, and when she felt Beth slicken even more around her penis, she too let go. She too moaned, but not because of the effort, but because she had been waiting and was more than ready for the orgasm that hit. Susan, meanwhile, was completely taken aback by the experience. It felt as if her body was no longer under her control. She began pounding into Gregg as if her life depended on it. This had the added effect of making Beth's thrusts from behind seem stronger. When she felt the sperm inside her, and Gregg's pussy begin to contract around her penis, she felt the tension in the tip of her penis, and her hips began moving as if of their own mind. She felt the cum, felt it shoot out of her and into Gregg, and the feeling released another flood, this one of pussy juices, onto Beth's penis. Everybody collapsed. Momentarily Susan said, "Ow! I've got to pee! You weren't kidding about that!" She hopped up from the floor and proceeded to the bathroom. Beth called after her, "Remember you don't have to sit down now." Susan sat down anyway, a lifetime of habit doesn't necessarily go away that easy. But when her soft but still nine-inch long penis hit the cold water, she changed her mind. She stood up and turned around, aiming the stream as best she could for a first try, considering she could hardly touch the head of it. It started shrinking immediately after she stopped peeing. She let go of it, fascinated by the way it wrinkled up as it shrank. Finally, it was a little nub, sticking out little more than an inch. The foreskin, which had pulled back over the head as it softened, was now covering all but the opening at the end. She went back in the living room. Beth and Gregg were seated on the sofa, and she joined them. "What happens when you pop these balloons?" She indicated the green balloon. "I mean, besides becoming permanent." "What do you mean?" asked Beth. "Well, when you blow it up, it makes you grow one that's hard. If you pop it, do you have a permanent erection? That could be a problem, I would think." "From what the instructions say, it depends on the state of your penis at the time. That's why it stays long until after you pee the first time, because some men's penises are that way, I'm sure you've noticed. Whatever state you're in when you pop it is the way it stays. That's not to say you'd be impotent, it works normally, it just stays that way when you're soft. Of course, if you pop it when you're hard, you stay hard forever. It only stays long the first time, too, and that's the only time you have to pee. From then on, you have a penis that extends when hard and shrinks when soft, and you don't pee unless you really do have to." "Neat. I think I'd like to have this, if I could just do it at will. You know, make it show up or go away as I pleased." Gregg said, "Beth has done that. We went out Saturday night, in fact that was my first night with this stuff, and she got my attention with it." Susan said, "Yeah, Gregg, I've been meaning to ask you about that. You know, how you came to decide to be the way you are now. But first, I want Beth to show me that trick. If it works for me the way it worked for her, I definitely want it. In fact, I'll take the fateful step with it." She slapped her hand against her open mouth, making a popping noise. "If it works for you the way it worked for me, you may not want it. And you'd better not rush into a decision like this. Remember, it becomes permanently a part of you unless you have it removed," reminded Beth. "That's the point; I can make it go away. What's to decide?" "Well, it's not entirely under your control. When you get horny, it comes out, and when you're not, it goes away. You have to purposefully change it if it's not doing what you want. When you're asleep it may change without your knowledge. I know Sunday morning I had an unexpected morning woody. That could be embarrassing." "I always wake up before the guy does. Not a problem." "What do you intend to do with it? I mean, I thought you were straight." "I pretty much am as far as experience goes, but my fantasy material is pretty bisexual. I might consider switching sides if I felt I had something special to offer. Maybe even switching back and forth. If nothing else, I can pick up gay guys in drag bars. All I'd have to do is overdress and put on too much makeup. But I would have the freedom to choose, more choice than most people have." "If you're so sure, why haven't you had more experiences? The reason I know this form suits me is that I actually had a lesbian affair in college." "I have had one lesbian experience, and the experience itself was quite pleasant. It was the aftermath that I couldn't deal with. For one, she outed me when I didn't even know if I was gay or not. For another, she started acting very possessive. She was a good lover, but not a good partner. It's taken me a long time to get over that. But the encounter itself that we had is something I often find myself playing over in my head. I think I might be ready to try again, if I thought the time was right. And I can still go straight even if I get burned again." "With gay guys? What happens when it goes away? And with straight guys, what happens when it comes out? I know you said you always wake up first, but what if you don't, or if he wakes up in the middle of the night and it's out? You could get hurt or killed." "What you don't know about me is that I'm a 2nd-degree black belt, in judo and taekwondo. I'll take my chances. Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll meet someone like Gregg, who could accept me as both." "All right. Tell you what. I'll tell you how it's done, and give you a balloon. Then I wash my hands of it. First, get a long balloon twice the length you want your penis to be. It has to be twice the length because of what you do to it next. Push the end of it inward until it meets the mouth. Hold the tip with your teeth while you inflate the balloon to the length you want, it will extend up to half its rated length. Tie it off. If you want balls too, twist the balloon like that green one is. You might want to practice with a non-magic balloon first. I think they sell animal balloons at the grocery store; I know they're at the party store. Now, what size dick do you want?" "What are the sizes?" "Almost the same as the round ones: seven, nine, twelve, fifteen, and thirty inches, five feet, and ten feet. I don't recommend the use of anything past fifteen inches at full extension, which works out to seven and a half, but you can use a longer one and stop before full inflation. For instance, if you like the size of the one you've got now, even though it's a little beyond the norm, you can use a red one -- that's thirty inches, half is fifteen -- and stop when you get to nine." "No, I think I'll go with just big. This one is a little too much. Give me a fifteen. That gives me seven and a half." "Okay. I'll be right back." While Beth was gone, Susan said to Gregg, "Now back to my earlier question. What made you decide to be this way? I'd heard you were bisexual or something." Gregg answered, "Nothing quite so clear-cut. I guess I was what you'd call a 'male lesbian.' I've never been sexually attracted to men, just women. But I did have a thing for she-males and hermaphrodites. You know what those are?" Susan nodded. Gregg continued, "Well, they turned me on, as long as they really looked like women. The ones who looked like guys with boobs turned me off. You can call that latent homosexuality if you like, but hermaphrodites turned me on better than she-males, because they have vaginas too. And the less obvious the silicone, the better, too. Real-looking, woman's breasts were important. I did, and still do, have a thing about big breasts. "But not just on others. I wanted some of my own, too. I was interested in having a female body. I didn't go in for the transsexual therapy treatment because it's expensive and I didn't think I felt that strongly about it, especially the final operation. But I did cross-dress in the privacy of my own home. That may be the source of what you've heard about me, if someone went snooping in my closets and blabbed about it." "And now you've transformed yourself permanently. What made you decide?" "Well, I decided almost as quickly as you. My first transformation was Saturday night, and by Sunday afternoon I was ready to pop into womanhood with the B-cup breasts you saw on me earlier tonight. But not all of this is permanent. Obviously these eighteen- inch breasts aren't, we three all did those together. My pussy isn't. If I go into the other room and open up the clear long balloon, it'll shrink away inside until I'm smooth there again. Beth's dick isn't, either. But to keep them from going away as the balloons' air leaks away, we've dipped the balloons in sealer. I don't know how Beth feels about it, but I might consider popping mine. Even though it's inconvenient when I pee, and I probably can't deliver children normally, I really like having both sets, and I like having them in this alignment, for Beth's sake as much as mine." Beth had walked back into the room, and heard the last two sentences. "That's sweet of you, dear. I was just mentioning to Susan today, how I might broach the subject with you of our both popping our balloons. I thought we might have a little ritual or something. I've been considering popping my balloon too. If I do, though, I know I'll want another clit, too. My female orgasms leave a lot to be desired without it." Susan said, "That makes the way you described the ritual a lot clearer to me. 'Something that once it's done, can't be undone,' you said. I didn't realize the significance of popping a balloon when you mentioned it as a possibility then, but I do now. That would pretty much make you permanent mates, wouldn't it. It would be as good as a marriage, which otherwise would be difficult between two women, except in Hawaii." "You've really thought about this already?" Gregg asked Beth. "I thought I was the only one thinking lifetime commitment." "Sure I have. I've been thinking seriously about it since we dipped them in the sealer. Sure, there'll be problems. I bet Susan can think of a few practical problems right now, right Susan?" "Right. You want me to say, though?" "Go ahead. I'm sure each of us has already thought about it." "Okay, medical care. You're each going to need both a gynecologist and a urologist. Beth's prostate exam will probably have to be conducted vaginally. Gregg probably can't wear pads, she'll have to use tampons, which is a toxic shock risk. Gregg is now at risk for breast cancer, ovarian cancer, and uterine or cervical cancer. Beth is now at risk for prostate and testicular cancer. Gregg's now at risk of osteoporosis. Gregg's already told me that she probably can't deliver a child. "If you decide to try to get officially married, there are other problems. Even assuming Gregg's fingerprints still match, her appearance no longer matches the gender on her birth certificate, as you mentioned at work, Beth. You might have trouble getting a marriage license. You probably will eventually get one, though, because the birth certificate does say male. But if you decide to go back after marriage and change it, you might not be able to, or only be able to if the marriage is annulled. "If you have children, what will their sexual characteristics be? If you make changes using the balloons while one is pregnant, will the changes affect the fetus? I can imagine one of you with a ruptured uterus or worse, from a fetus that suddenly grew twelve-inch breasts or a fifteen-inch penis. However, I'm almost a month late and often nauseated lately, and nothing like that has happened to me, so either I'm not pregnant or the magic doesn't affect unborn children. But I think I'm pregnant. Unfortunately, or fortunately considering my current life circumstances, I can get pregnant but not bring a child to term. I always miscarry early in the second month. Something about my amniotic pH." At this, Beth and Gregg both touched Susan on the shoulder. She continued, "Don't worry, you two. I've had time to deal with it. Maybe I can at least sire children with this." She held up the orange balloon. "So let's assume that I'll have extremely heavy flow in a few weeks, representing a miscarriage, and that I'm pregnant now. That means the magic doesn't affect unborn children. This makes sense, because I'm sure there would have been a warning in the instructions if it did affect fetuses. There weren't, were there?" Beth and Gregg both shook their heads. Susan resumed. "That still leaves open the question of what the children will inherit. If the changes made by popping a balloon are permanent, they're probably made right down to the genetic level. Does the child come with both sets of genitals? If so, in what alignment, Beth's or Gregg's? "Or what if you conceive before popping those balloons? This one is pretty easy to guess. At birth. the child will be either male like Gregg technically is right now or female like Beth technically is right now. But when puberty starts, the child may begin to develop the female attributes, even if it has male genitals. This could be upsetting for a young boy. But you can't bring it up female, because the genitals are the defining factor. Heaven help the poor child, growing breasts on his chest while all his gym classmates are starting to grow hair on theirs. If he happens to blossom early or particularly well, or both, the problem can be traumatic. You'd have to try to get the school to make allowances. Home schooling would probably be the best approach. Then you could bring the child up mostly female. She'd probably grow up to be a big hit among certain sections of either the lesbian or gay male populations, depending on her orientation. Either way, it'd be difficult to call her straight. Heck, she might make a fortune as a she-male model. But, as parents, that's probably not the life you want for your child. "If the child has female parts, then there's no problem. She'll grow up female, with no more than the usual minor traumas of growing up. But what about children conceived while one or the other or both of you are altered? Will the change, although temporary for you, be permanently inherited by the child? Just look at the situation right now. If you were to have my child, Gregg, from what we just did, would it start growing eighteen-inch breasts at puberty? Again, what would its genitals be? Which ones, or if both, in what arrangement? Again the problem of the possibility of a male-appearing child blossoming into womanhood at puberty, made worse by the possibility of eighteen- inch breasts. And this time, we have the potential, as in after popping, of such a child also having female genitals, which brings up the possible crisis of the first period. A child's natural sexual exploration could lead to it becoming pregnant by its own masturbation. "Now, children aside. What if you get married? Which bride comes out first? Do you wear matching dresses, or different? Is there a best man, or groomsmen equivalents, or just a bunch of bridesmaids? Who carries who over the threshold? I'm done. So, have you thought about all these things?" Gregg spoke first. "Except for a few of the points about children, yes. Ever since I realized that my new complete reproductive system could lead to my bearing children, I've been considering the ramifications. I had assumed that if the child were born with ambiguous genitals, we would have more leeway in specifying the gender we wanted it raised as. I had also assumed that such ambiguity would most likely be the case. It did not, however, occur to me that the child might have one or the other, given our technical states right now, or -- I should have thought of this before, too -- considering how meiosis works. That's probably what made you think of the problem, isn't it?" she asked. Susan nodded. "So a child by us might appear to be male, but may well develop breasts and broad hips at puberty. Then again, maybe not. If the meiosis theory holds completely, the child will probably be completely male, considering the XY pair. If there are other mitigating factors, such as the fact that I'm currently XY but look female, the child will probably inherit that. The only thing that I can't see as possible is a woman with lots of body hair, broad shoulders, receding hair, and a beard." "I'll agree with you on that point. Only if your at-birth traits carry true despite your transformation could that be possible, and then I can't see how they'd turn up in a female," said Susan. "Really, in that case, you could only have normal children anyway." "Okay, the way I see it, having a child with ambiguous genitalia actually opens more doors than it closes, so the real problems we have with children are this: A child appearing male until puberty, when female attributes develop. Any child inheriting any temporary, widely deviant physical alterations, whether a male, she-male, or hermaphrodite inheriting a tremendously long penis, or a female, she- male, or hermaphrodite inheriting enormous breasts. And a child with ambiguous genitals making itself pregnant at an early age. Is that pretty much it?" "Yes, I think that covers it, since you seem to have effectively dealt with the ambiguity problem. But there's a secondary problem, and it's one that affects you two as well. If born different, or made so by puberty, how do you protect them from people who want to exploit their differences? And yourselves too? Right now, Beth could go back to being one-hundred-percent female. So could I, and for that matter I could even if I popped this one if I turned it inside out first." She again held up the orange balloon. "But you, Gregg, or Beth if you pop yours, would be a subject for scientific curiosity. Two complete, fully functioning hermaphrodites, mates no less, would bring instant fame to the doctor who wrote them up. It'd be hard to retain your privacy or your children's, especially if they inherit from you." Beth had a response for this. She had been thinking about this ever since she tried to figure out what she'd say to her gynecologist. "There is such a thing as doctor-patient privilege. I think we'll just prevail upon that. Whether a G. P. or a specialist, we can deal with the doctors by refusing to waive our privilege." Susan came back with, "What about leaks? Even ethical medical personnel can sometimes let things slip." "Let the slips fall where they may," said Gregg. "All the other problems are trivial, and we'll work them out as we get to them. It's only the children we have to worry about. But it seems that while our problems might be greater, there are also a lot of other possibilities that could render those problems moot. For every chance we could have a male develop breasts at puberty, or any child inherit wild physical characteristics, there's three chances it won't, or can't, happen. I think that, plus the joy of bringing a life into the world outweighs the mere possibility of a downside. What do you think, sweetheart?" Beth said, "You know, whatever we might have, we'll love it. Even if it gets pregnant at twelve years old by jerking off its twelve-inch penis between its eighteen-inch breasts. Or comes home crying from school when its breasts and/or penis are too big for it to change for gym class. It'll be ours, and we'll understand what it's going through, and we'll muddle through. I vote we go for it." Susan said, "Well, as much as you tried to make me be sure before I decided to use this orange balloon here, I've tried to likewise play devil's advocate with you. If you're sure, I wash my hands of it, and I wish you the best of lives together. Now, I'll be changing back and then back again." She picked up the green balloon. "Wait. I have one more treat for you. Since you've decided to keep at least a permanent penis, even a retractable one, let me give you a taste of something you did for me, and I'm sure you'll want again. But let's use the one you've got now. Gregg, if you'd like to watch, you can see how I'd like it done to me when my time comes." She pulled Susan's hips to the edge of the couch and had her lay back on it. "Sit back and enjoy the ride." Then she got down on the floor in front of Susan, and took her penis in her mouth. As she began to suck it to erection, she felt it swelling in her mouth, and reaching down her throat. She had to suppress the gag reflex to keep from choking on Susan's nine inches. She bobbed up and down on the length of it for a few moments, then began slowly sliding her tongue back and forth underneath it as she pulled back. Finally just the tip was in her mouth. She opened her lips and barely dragged her teeth across the edge of the head, then closed her lips again, while swirling her tongue all over the head. Susan's hands were clenching and unclenching. "Oh my God, whatever you do, don't stop!" she cried. Her juices were flowing freely from her pussy, but all she cared about now was her cock and the ministrations Beth was performing. Beth had pulled out all the stops. She alternated sucking and licking with a motion of her mouth and throat that pulsed against the cock that she raised and lowered her head over. The motion was sort of like swallowing, as if Beth were trying to swallow Susan's cock whole. Beth had never been much at cock sucking until having one of her own. Now she regarded it as one of the greatest gifts bestowed on humankind, and spared no effort in making Susan come. At one point, she pulled the shaft out of her mouth and simply pulled her lips back and forth over the head, and with her hand she tickled Susan's scrotum. Susan began bucking her hips, trying to drive her cock into Beth's mouth. Beth would have none of it, pulling back almost out of reach, letting her tongue and lips just contact the head, just as before. She knew this was driving Susan crazy, and that she wasn't far from orgasm. She dove in. As she took the whole throbbing member into her mouth, she combined suction with the pulsating motion. Within seconds, she was rewarded. Streams of cum began filling her throat, and now she began swallowing in earnest, the continuing motions keeping Susan's orgasm going longer than either would have thought possible. Finally, after what seemed a quart of cum had been drained from her, Susan was spent. "I've been told I was good at that," Susan said. "But man. You've got to be the best there is." Beth demurred. "I doubt it. Most of what I did is based on what you did to me. I think they all feel that way. That's why I called it a treat. I wanted you to discover, as I have, why men are always trying to get us to do that." "That's almost as good as any female orgasm I ever had. Wow. How come intercourse doesn't feel that good? Never mind, I know. Pussies don't have tongues. Now I'm even more sure I want to have one permanently." "I wonder how many women would pass up a chance to have one of these for a while," Beth said. "Not many, I'd guess. It may not shake your whole body, but it's a damn great feeling. Now, how many would keep it, if they had it, is another story. A good number would probably choose to be like I'm going to be in a few minutes, a polymorph." Gregg said, "Honey, you sure do put on a show. I almost creamed myself just watching. Beth, Susan, do you want to try to express the rest of our milk now, and then shrink back down, or do you think the pressure would be better if we did it the other way first?" "The pressure would be stronger, but it would also be painful until we let down. If it works that way. The milk may shrink away with our breasts. Even if we do bloat up, though, the extra pressure will allow us to drain better. "An alternative is to start sucking again once the flow stops. Another wave of milk should start then." Beth said, "Well then, I guess it's six of one, half dozen of the other. Personally, I want to see what happens. If we express now, we won't find out. Pain notwithstanding." Susan and Gregg agreed. They would deflate the balloon for the sake of science. When they did, they discovered that Susan's prediction held. All three women had pale, swollen breasts, painful to touch, each at least a cup size over her normal size. Susan was first to let down. She did it without any suckling, because the pressure was so intense that the reflex could no longer be controlled. Milk poured forth from her nipples in a stream. At the sight of this, and from their own internal pressure, Beth and Gregg likewise let down. All three women hung over the sink, pouring milk into the basin. It sounded as if there were a faucet running. They found that once they had gotten started, the milk flowed so fast and furiously, milk actually poured outward from the nipple rather than dribbling down it. But soon, without the suckling sensation to sustain it, the flow had slowed to a dribble again, albeit a strong dribble. By the time the three had stopped up again, the basin was nearly half full with the milk from this and their earlier episode. (From this point all I have are just notes. Beth and Gregg have their ceremony, and Susan gets her retractable anatomy, and discovers she has more control than she thought. She also tries the round balloon partially inverted, and discovers she can control her breast size too. She tells Beth & Gregg about her experience and they decide to buy up a few tanks of helium and release a partially inverted 12- footer into the sky to expand and pop. They do they same with inverted, partially righted balloons appropriate to each's size and mass [not releasing them, just popping them], and are then able to assume lighter-than-air balloon form at will, not to mention being able to grow enormous [18-foot diameter], MUCH-lighter-than-air breasts. The final state of the helium in the released balloon, at stratospheric pressure, is incredibly buoyant at sea-level pressures, so Beth & Gregg are capable of flying with a little combination of balloon form and breast growth, without having to appear too incredibly freakish. Still far from normal, though -- just depending on how they strike the balance. Balloon form makes them translucent/transparent, and breast growth creates noticably odd breasts: they pull upward and are rather large. Neither one particularly cares, though, and they have occasional adventures in secluded private places. Since changes created by popping are cumulative, they decide to likewise overinflate a partially inverted 12-footer with plain air, and also pop an inverted, partially righted one appropriate to each's size and mass, likewise filled with air. They become able to pick and choose the density properties of their breasts and bodies almost limitlessly, and have similar options with their breasts.) (Possible ideas for a continuation of the story: prolonged exposure to the magic, combined with the multitude of changes applied to their bodies, gives them magic powers which are both controllable and reflexive. The reflexive magic has random "victims" who suddenly develop one or more of the bizarre transformations that Beth and Gregg imposed upon themselves, but not in a controlled fashion -- and sometimes it's temporary, sometimes it's permanent. The controllable magic can do the same thing, but in a refined way: They can specify the exact effects wished, and things like onset and duration can be controlled, and they develop control over other body parts other than primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Their control over their own forms becomes complete too. Only once does either of them use their powers for malice. Beth is attacked one night, and defends herself appropriately, simply removing the attacker's ability to attack anyone, but Gregg secretly swears revenge and not only gives the man a vagina, but also an incessant, insistent craving to have sex as a man. Fitting torture to want sex badly all the time but be incapable of relieving the tension because of inappropriate equipment. And he can't lash out at anyone, because Beth had removed his ability to be aggressive except in legitimate defense of himself or others.)