Chapter 5
Disturbing The Dust
Lungbarrow’s attic is like a fairy tale forest. The giant
furniture recalls when we are little and can only just see
over the top of the table at what Mum is doing for tea. I once
saw an opera production in which a character regressed to
childhood, dreaming she was ascending to Heaven. In answer to
this, a white staircase at the side of the stage was suddenly
replaced by a giant version of the same staircase. The
character became a child again, climbing this mountainous
slope one big step at a time. It was an unforgettable and
radiant image. Lungbarrow’s not so radiant, but you get the
idea...
In the original version, it was Ace who went through the
looking glass into the House’s past. As a visual reference, I
copied the Tenniel illustration of Alice climbing over the
mantle into the glass and substituted our Perivale heroine
with her Ace jacket on.
When I worked at Woodlands at BBC White City, our open-plan
office was right next to the reference library. One lunchtime
I found an old copy of Spotlight from the 1930s with a
portrait of a young and dapper comedy actor called Billy
Hartnell. I’d suggested we use it as a basis for a framed
picture which the Doctor would uncover and hurriedly hide
again in fright.
The garden itself is another Gallifreyan timepiece with the
statue of Rassilon as its centre.
The Drudges are the ultimate evolved form of Lungbarrow’s
furniture. Living wooden servants who tend to the day-to-day
needs of the House. We had debates in the tv production office
as to whether they should be male or female. Ben suggested
(it’s always Ben) that they should be one of each, but you’d
never be quite sure which was which. At this point, Ace had
dubbed them Grim and Grimmer. I’d always seen them as fearsome
wooden Victorian governesses, but Daryl Joyce’s illustrations
show them as quite beautiful objects. Which is, of course,
quite correct. Why should furniture be ugly?
In this flashback, Cousin Glospin is a lot older than he
was in Chapter 4. And he’s a lot younger too. Gallifreyan
families are a nightmare.