Chapter 4
All Fall Down
So here we are at last in the House of Lungbarrow. Many
people have compared the House to Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast,
and I’d be the last person to deny any influence there. I love
Peake’s work very much, not just the Titus Groan trilogy, but
the charming and quirky Mr Pye and a lot of Peake’s poems and
his illustrations.
Both Houses are huge edifices that ramble for miles, as
much characters in their stories as any of their inhabitants.
Both Houses are prisons. But there are big differences too.
Gormenghast is essentially a dead place, whose denizens
perpetuate its endless rituals as if they might cease to exist
if they stopped. But Lungbarrow is alive and an active
participant in events. It’s possessive of its inhabitants. It
suffers from family pride in extremis. It has a violent
temper and will sulk for centuries on end. To walk along its
passages is truly to walk on egg shells.
In the early days of working on Lungbarrow - the script, I
put a note on the latest draft I was sending to Andrew
Cartmel: "The furniture is getting increasingly predatory."
Followed by the direction "The Drudges are herding tables into
the Great Hall." I doubt the scene later on where the Doctor
"surfs" on a runaway table could ever have been realised
properly in studio, but that was the start of the House’s
character evolution. And the book allowed me to give full
range to that. There are certainly elements of Beauty And The
Beast here - not just the Disney version, but the ravishing
Cocteau film before it.
As to the family? Well, families get everywhere. Not just
the inevitable Groans and their retainers, but equally Robert
Graves’ Claudian family poisoning and politicking their way
through Roman history; the completely batty Starkadder family
from Stella Gibbons’ gloriously funny Cold Comfort Farm -
forget the softened up tv version, read the original. Even The
Archers. All soaps are filled with slightly crazy families,
but any family would go mad if they had to live in the
circumstances inflicted on the Lungbarrovians. Worse than
Albert Square. You don’t have to be mad to live in a soap
opera, but it helps! One of the points of the book is: how
could any family cope if the Doctor was a close relative?
Most Lungbarrovians cope by playing games, but over the
years, decades, centuries, the games have got progressively
more bizarre and deadly. You’re given thirteen lives to start
with... But in Lungbarrow, what else is there to do except be
beastly to each other?
Cousins so far:
Cousin Arkhew, is a rather put upon
little chap; the gullible one who always gets the short straw
when it comes to dirty jobs.
Cousin Owis is a bit of a sad Billy Bunter - not very nice,
certainly quite dim. But extremely significant.
Cousin Glospin, the Doctor’s arch-rival. In a surprising
family trait, the "young" Glospin seems to bear more than a
passing Byronic resemblance to Paul McGann.
Cousin Innocet, the House’s moral minority, still possesses
a remnant of the old Gallifreyan telepathy. In the Old Time,
women were taller than the men and Innocet is tall and proud
like her forebears. It’s likely that the very tall body that
Romana tries on before regenerating into Lalla Ward, is
another throwback to the tall seer women of the Old Time -
well, it could be! Innocet’s long, long hair may have roots
(ha!) in Rapunzel or Maeterlinck’s Melisande or the braided
Bride in the Stravinsky/Nijinska ballet Les Noces, but its
weighty symbolism is entirely different and nothing to do with
the loss of innocence. One day, Innocet will be Lungbarrow’s
Housekeeper, until then she keeps her journal and builds
houses out of circular playing cards.
Cousin Jobiska: Edward Lear’s Pobble Who Had No Toes had an
Aunt Jobisca who gave him to drink lavender water tinged with
pink. When a close relative of mine was suffering from
advanced Alzheimer's and had to go into Hellingly Hospital, a
giant rambling NHS institution in rural East Sussex, there was
a tiny and very sweet old lady on his ward, who constantly
said "Take me home, dear. I want to go home." Bless her, I
don’t think she really remembered where home was. It seemed to
change on a weekly basis, rather like Jobiska’s age.
Hellingly, with its gothic architecture and warren of
corridors, was yet another inspiration for Lungbarrow. It was
closed in the cutbacks, a lot of patients went back to the
community (maybe some got into government) and the place is
now something like luxury flats. The House of Lungbarrow would
not have stood for that.
The God of Pain is one of the old Gallifreyan Gods, aka the
Menti Celesti, who could also be Eternals (Enlightenment.)
They turn up throughout the New Adventures, most notably Time
(as the Doctor was her champion) and Death. I had to
coordinate the writing of Lungbarrow with Kate Orman, whose
Room With No Doors was the previous book in the series. I rang
Kate in Sydney and she was in the middle of her birthday
dinner. After we’d both stopped going "Oh, my God!" at each
other, she pointed me towards a painting, The Death of Arthur
by J.G. Archer, which shows the dying King Arthur laid on a
seashore, tended by three queens before he’s ferried off to
Avalon. Kate saw the three women as the embodiment of the
Gallifreyan Gods - Red/black for Death, white for Pain and an
unfixed shifting colour for Time. Bizarrely I knew the picture
and had already used it in the novelisation of Battlefield.
Things, like Gallifreyan clocks, run in complex interlocking
circles.
And talking of Gallifreyan clocks... The arrival of the
TARDIS sends out ripples, toppling Innocet’s house of cards
and setting frozen time in the House moving again. And poor
old Arkhew is trapped in the orrery-like clock as all the
planets and orbits, representing space and legend, start to
activate around him. The Doctor, of course, insists he doesn’t
believe in omens.