Chapter 3
Talking To Yourself
In the original book, this used to be Chapter 4.
We’ve seen the TARDIS bathroom before, but somewhere, I
like to think, there is also a glass roundel through which you
can see all the Doctor’s washing going round and round. One of
the old Audio Visual plays, which featured Nick Briggs as the
Doctor, ended with the Doctor in the bath and his plastic duck
laughing at him in a chipmunky, Pinky and Perky, speeded up
voice sort of way. I liked that a lot, so it’s here too.
The two Aces - I wanted a sequence which would get Dorothée
to come to terms with what she had become. If there had been
another season on TV, Ace would only have had a couple more
stories. As it was, her character stayed on into the book
range and developed a long way further than anyone would have
suspected. She grows up, becomes a bit of a maneater, leaves
the Doctor, has a stint as a fighter in the Dalek Wars, comes
back to the Doctor, and lands up living in 19th century Paris,
able to commute through time using a time-travelling motorbike
which belonged to Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart (black female
descendant of the Brigadier!) So Dorothée and Ace have a night
in with a bottle - one of those nights in where you start
playing Truth or Dare and talking about forbidden subjects
which always lead to trouble.
In the TV days, Ace’s surname was Gale, as suggested by her
creator, Ian Briggs. Then in the books it got turned into
McShane, or Gale-McShane, or Gale again. It’s a bloody
minefield out there. Maybe the kidnapped Parisian Dorothée is
McShane and her carbine-wielding tormentor is Ace Gale...
A Marsh Dalek appears in The Dalek Book, published in time
for Christmas 1964. I really liked the Marsh Daleks and used
to draw lots of pictures of them instead of doing my maths
homework - they were lot easier to draw than the normal
Daleks. They were quite sleek, resembling a sort of tin can on
stilts with few external features apart from an eye and a gun.
They patrolled wetland areas on the planet Gurnian where
ordinary Daleks couldn’t go and kept the two-headed Horrokon
monsters in order. I’m not entirely sure why they couldn’t
just send a hoverbout patrol.
The Great Gates of the Past or Future, under which the
future slides or the past emerges, depending on which side
you’re standing, first featured in Time’s Crucible. Plot
dynamics so far prevent me from revealing who the woman in
brown and the old harpy with an eypatch actually are.