Chapter 25
Sight-seeing
Ocean cones: The gravity of Earth's moon pulls the sea
towards it, thus creating the tides, so if the gravity of
Gallifrey's moon, Pazithi Gallifreya, was far stronger, it
might create huge mountains of water that surge majestically
round the planet.
The legendary premiere of Le Sacre du Printemps (The Rite
of Spring) is one of the first places I would head for if I
had a TARDIS. The riot that erupted during the first
performance of Nijinsky's ballet set to Stravinsky's
tumultuous pounding music, is more famous than the actual
choreography which only ever had eight performances. Yet only
very recently, the Kirov brought to London a reconstruction of
the original ballet, drawn back together from original
designs, pictures and the memories of dancers. It was
thrilling, majestic and quite gorgeous to look at in an arty
pagan tribal sort of way. Most of the critics, true to form,
were very sniffy.
If there had been a Season 27 on TV with Sylvester, Ace
would have only had two more stories. It was planned that the
Doctor would enrol her at the Academy on Gallifrey as a kick
up the backside to the Time Lords. This was the culmination of
all those other excursions he'd taken her on in an effort to
sort herself out. Ace would have initially resisted the idea,
the Doctor would have reluctantly bowed to her wishes, and
then touchingly, because she'd finally won a victory over his
manipulating ways, she'd have done it for him anyway. The
story, set in sixties London, also featured the Ice Warriors,
but it never had a proper title. I never got further than a
basic storyline before the axe finally fell. The story
acquired the name Icetime in the projected season 27
hypothesised by the Doctor Who Monthly.
Through this chapter, as the Doctor repeatedly refuses to
go downstairs to meet formally with his long-lost Cousins, we
hear the distant dinner gong sounding like a death knell.
Three strikes and you're out. Finally the House, like a much
tested parent, loses patience with its offspring and resorts
to a capital punishment of its own bizarre devising.